I was at a summer camp and my parents were there visiting me. I was trying desperately to show them a music video that was really popular amongst the campers but I couldn't find the right one. It was a song about new beginnings and the entire video was short clips of the very beginnings of things (flower bloom, sunrise, etc).

Later I was with a group of friends and my old friend Jodi Z was there. She was recently divorced and as we sat and talked I decided that I was going to ask her out.

Someone had given me a tiny snake as a pet which seemed like a perfectly good idea until I noticed that the package said "mildly poisonous." I then spent the rest of the dream tying to capture it with various things as it gradually grew larger and larger and by the time it was the size of a python I was afraid I'd never be able to capture it.

I was standing outside of my apartment with Nathan M. in Brooklyn only it was in a very industrial area. Our friend Michael B. passed by on his way home and as we talked a girl from work (Paola fromWhat/When) walked by on her way to work and said a quick hello. As she walked away I noticed she was wearing really tight jeans and I never realized how nice and thick she was.

Michael said he was on his way to eat some tacos and invited us along. I knew I had to be somewhere later that afternoon but decided to join him since I never get to see him. We walked westward over to Cobble Hill (which was nothing like Cobble Hill) and I was exited to find a new good  food spot in his area. We walked past the taco place and around the corner to his apartment and you could hear West Indies music blaring from one of the apartments. He said "That's the only negative thing about living here."

When we got upstairs to the doorway of the apartment his dogs came running out to excitedly greet us (they were just like Ryan's little dogs) and when we got inside his sister was there as well. She asked if we were there to eat his tuna tarts and I realized that it was his plan all along.

We wandered around observing his place as he took biscuits out of the fridge and topped them with a tuna casserole of sorts and I couldn't wait to try them once they came out of the oven.

It was 3:30pm and I had just shown up to a Concierge event. There were stuffed smurfs everywhere and everyone was anticipating the arrival of a boy who I didn't know. It became apparent that this was a birthday party for him and when I ran into another Concierge I expressed how disappointed I was that I didn't read the invite before coming. Also, my ex Emily was there with a few of our old friends and I wanted to go over and talk to her but I didn't want to be around the people she was with. Plus, I knew it would make her uncomfortable so I kept my distance and just occasionally glanced over from afar.


Later on there was games and entertainment (an amusement park of sorts) and I played laser tag with a few other people. Eventually I became bored with the game so I was happy to discover that my gun was a laser machine gun and I just held the trigger and "killed" everyone in the room. I had never seen as many people so impressed and disappointed at the same time.


I went out into the hallway and there was this huge insect that was buzzing around on the floor. It was green and kept changing its shape from a grasshopper to what resembled a tiger lily and I decided it was a cicada. I captured it with a paper cup and set it it a nearby plant so I could protect it from harm until maintenance came to bring it outside.


At the end of the evening (or it may have been a different dream altogether) I found myself alone with my ex and we were embracing each other and smelling each others' cheeks (so as to be as intimate as we could without actually kissing) and eventually I ended up picking her up and holding her up beneath her thighs so that her legs wrapped around my torso. Our genitals were two thin pieces of material away from each other and my cock was so hard I thought it would burst through my jeans.


We stopped (she stopped) after a few lip-tingling seconds and suddenly we were both preoccupied by other things. A friend had called her and my phone kept buzzing with texts from friends and it became apparent that this would be the end of our little moment together.


Before it could get any more erotic or uncomfortable I was awoken by my cats who came running into the room meowing about the strange white phenomena falling from the sky outside the window.