This dream is actually in story form, so when it was happening it was switching between me watching it as if it were on a T.V. screen and then me actually becoming a character as well.

The story starts out with a few guys and girls working for a rich man (possibly as maids?) and one day he up and fires them all. So they all get together and start devising a plan to do something for revenge, and knowing this man is away for a few weeks they start sneaking back over to his house to dig up some items for blackmail (or often just to hang out) because they all know their way around the house. There was a funny scene showing them all driving up on a motorcycle to break into the house for the first time, but in order to get up to the house you have to ride on these train tracks that wind around up to the house (with big piles of wood and debris laying on the tracks to prevent you from getting in). There is an aerial shot of this motorcycle riding up to the house in Benny Hill fashion (in fast motion) bursting through the debris with Michael's voice saying "it would have been nice if someone would have mentioned the tracks."

This story involves me, Kasia, Michael B., Hilary, her husband Jason and their infant baby, and as we continue to sneak into this house each day we start to form this bond of friendship. One day as we left the house we got into our car (I don't know what happened to the motorcycle but my dad was with us and driving at this point) and Jason was in the front seat with the baby. Suddenly the baby starts spitting up milk (or baby formula?) and I look over at Kasia (who is sitting in the "bitch" seat) as a few drops of this baby juice lands on her arm. She didn't say a word, but sat quietly with this look of complete disgust on her face and I was so happy to be in love with her because I could tell exactly what she was thinking.

At some point the car is missing and we are walking back home after another day at this house. Somehow there was a person who spotted us so we're running down this muddy dirt road just laughing and joking around and taking turns holding the baby as we tried to out run/escape this stranger's point of view.

Also within this movie-esque dream, we were hanging out in someones living room and we were talking about old reel to reel movies, and suddenly one of the guys who lived there (Cassaundra's boyfriend John?) turns on his personal old movie projector, displaying the flickering white light upon the wall. I mentioned how I still have all of my old home movies and how I would love to do something with them.One of the girls in the room mentioned that she runs a festival in Central Park every year and that she wanted to add me to show as a home video segment. I thought it would add a nice touch if I had all five members of the Doule clan up there with microphones making fun of each other MST3K style.

Another part of the dream was me going into the bathroom of this house while the owners were having a party. I could see them all outside smoking cigars and I was nervous they would see me and realize I wasn't supposed to be there.

As I was peeing, one of Kasia's co-workers (Katie? Karyn?) comes in looking for Kasia, and she just stands there watching me pee and talking to me, waiting for me to finish so I could bring her over to Kasia. Dave G. came in to use the toilet as we were leaving and I was all embarrassed because I didn't get a chance to clean up the splatter.

I was at my friend Cassaundra’s house (which looked totally different from where she actually lives) and I was staying up late to wait for someone to come home. Kasia had gone somewhere with some of our friends and I didn't know the other people at the house, so I went into Cassaundra’s room to hang out until they returned.

She was lying in bed when I entered, but once she saw me approaching the bed she sat up onto her knees to give me a hug. She was wearing along white t-shirt that went down to her knees and I recall wondering if she had undies on underneath it. We embraced in a cute silly hug,and suddenly you could feel the air getting thick with an anticipating taboo lust. As I was saying something she leaned in and kissed me, and I pulled back saying "I can't." "I know," she whispered, and looking at me with unfettered eyes (half-closed from the weight of uncertainty) pulled me into her once again. I knew I had to tear myself away but as we kissed again (one of those open mouthed kisses where we just breathed heavily into each others' mouths) and before pulling back I quickly kissed her deeply, letting my hands sweep her body one precious time, trying to memorize the feel of her curves and knowing it may be the only second I would ever have to do so. Pulling back, I whispered "I can't- not without Kasia."

"Okay!" She whispered, and not in the resigned way, but in the curiously interested way.

"Really?" I quipped, "We have always wanted to have a threesome with you but never knew how to approach it."

"Yeah, I would love that too."

Melting as the words left her lips, my alarm would wake me before that thought ever had a chance to solidify.

I had a dream where Kasia and I were house sitting once again, and we decided to have a party. But instead of all of our usual friends showing up it was old "friends" from Wisconsin. I distinctly remember my old Neenah friend Troy M. being there, and then Rahel (ex-friend who was a bitch after I broke up with my ex) and her husband showed up, and she was like "Thanks for inviting us! Are you sure it's okay that we're here?" and I was like "Ummm...I guess so. Why the hell would you want to show up?" I think my ex Emily was there too, and I heard Hilary was on her way but I woke up before she arrived.

The first dream started with a party under a bridge back home. There was a restaurant next door and they opened up their bathroom for us,which was a tiny room under the bridge that had this dirty sticky bed sheet hanging up that you were immediately tangled up in when you walked in. It was the grimiest thing I have ever experienced. I peed in the bathtub because the toilet was in such bad condition. ~After the party I tried to go back to get a picture of it but the police had already been tipped off about its condition and they had come to shut it down.

I awoke into a hotel room to find Kasia laying spread eagle on the floor and next to her was a table which possessed the following items: a book, a spoon and a fried egg. She had surprised me with a book about different kinky positions and she wanted me to put the egg onto the spoon, feed it to her vagina, and then eat it out of her.

One wall of the room was a half-wall which looked into the In-Room Dining area, and Kasia advised me to ask one of the waiters if I could get a few strips of the green seaweed that holds sashimi together. Apparently it was to hold the egg in place.

The entire time I'm thinking "How many times has she done this before?!"and although this plan was enough to make even ME a bit queasy, I still went along with it because I was SO happy just to discover she had a kinky fetish of some kind.

The dream ended before we got started, which is a good, good thing.

The first thing I remember is being back in Appleton and my sister and mom were reading an old note I must have written when I lived with my old friend/roommate Deanna. I could only make out the sentence "I'm in love (aka: horny) with Deanna's HUGE breasts." I could tell that I went into detail about how I masturbate looking at them and I was mortified watching my family members giggling with each other as they read it. I tried to grab it out of their hands but I had molasses dream hands and they were much too quick for me.

The next segment was with Hilary and I at a park rolling around the leaves and laughing hysterically. Somehow she pulled out these two old journal pages of mine which were full of my professions of love for her. She was teasing me about it, but I proudly handed them back to her and said "See?! I told you I loved you all those years ago!" She laughed even harder and chased me around the park trying to ram the pages into my butt and I kept trying to push her away and grab the pages from her because I wanted to keep them in good condition.

The last thing I recall is walking up the stairs and into the courtyard of this huge apartment building that resembled a hospital. I was going to visit Hilary and I was so nervous and excited to see her. I was smoking a cigarette and before I approached the doors I stamped it out and reminded myself to find the lobby bathroom so I could wash my hands and face. I didn't want to upset her or the kids by stinking like cigarettes.

As I waited in the lobby it felt just like a waiting room. My name was on the board for a 7:30am appointment and as I waited I noticed it becoming more and more difficult to breathe. My boss was there and I told him to find a nurse because I couldn't breathe very well. I was so upset with myself and kept thinking "Why the hell did you have to smoke that stupid cigarette? This is your big morning with Hil and now you ruined it!" I woke up taking really huge breaths, happy to be filling my lungs with air.