The first thing I recall is being in a rental car and smoking weed. I can't recall who I was with, but I remember thinking how long it had been since I last got high.

The main part of the dream started with mom and I walking down a street trying to find the little church that sat below the Pitrasko house (This church is not a real place but I can remember attending it in prior dreams with it's musty, cavernous feel, the wooden beams holding up the ceiling, and the middle-aged backwoods preacher. Chris Pitrasko was one of my childhood friends and I have very fond memories of nights spent at his house listening endlessly to hair metal bands). When we couldn't find the church we ascended the steps up to the Pitrasko home and slowly crept in until we could hear voices coming from the back of the house. I knocked loudly onto the wooden door frame and announced our presence. They welcomed us in, and we quickly explained why we were there in order to dissipate their confusion. George (Chris’s father) explained that they had moved the church out by the "F" train and that he would drive us there if we needed a ride. We turned down his offer, with my mom saying "Oh, we just wanted to go to see the crazy old preacher anyways. No big deal!"

Mom left soon after, and I ended up spending the night at the Pitrasko house so I could spend some time with Chris. At some point Becky and Bonnie S. came by (twins from my grade school who were both my first true crushes) and I was very nervous being around them. Late in the evening we fixed a bath in the huge bathtub and all got naked and spent the night in it watching TV. When I got in the bath, Bonnie was sitting in front of me and her hand casually fell onto my leg. I wasn't sure if this was intentional but I moved up anyways just to give her the signal that it was okay if she wanted to move her hand closer to my crotch area. I remember thinking how funny it was that when I was younger I had more of a crush on Becky because she had a blue coat, and now all these years later fate has me hooking up with her sister who wore the pink coat. =)

I woke up sometime the next morning and realized I was late for work, so I jumped out and hurriedly put my clothes on, all the while checking my phone for messages and trying frantically to call work and apologize for my absence. As I searched for my underwear there was a guy in the room with us and he kept trying to look at my dick. As it swung about he laughed and shouted "jeeeesus! I mean, can it GET any longer?!" I quickly got dressed and said goodbye to Becky and as she hugged me she gave my sides a little squeeze and explained how everyone at my work is telling her how pudgy I'm getting. I turned to hug Bonnie only to find that she had already gone home. I knew it was because she had feelings for me, and I told Chris and Becky that we should get together after I had finished work in the hopes I could get to be with Bonnie again.

I went out to look for my rental car and when I finally found it a block up the road it was full of people about to leave. I told the driver to give me the keys, and when he asked "who the hell are you?!" I snapped back with "I'm the owner of this car!" There was a pause before he realized defeat and handed back the keys. As everyone got out of the car I continued to spew my disapproval. "I mean, what kind of idiot steals a car and then parks it a block away?!" As I drove away the clock on the radio read 2:30pm. I only knew that my job was out by the mall somewhere but otherwise I had no idea what I was even looking for. I put my blinker on and turned right down Fountain Road.

I only remember a few fragments from last night's dream:

I spent the first part having an anxiety dream about cleaning my desk at work because we're having inspectors come to look at the hotel today (which is true). I just couldn't seem to get it clean, which is funny because in reality I just needed to move two boxes from under the desk.

Then it switched to me being in an airport in some lounge area with all of these strangers. They all looked at me and wondered why I was there, but I just ignored them and sat down on the couch to watch TV with them. They were all watching this sports program but the game was something I had never seen before. It slightly resembled horseshoes in that the players attempted to throw a thick, iron ring onto an old wooden bucket from a distance of about 6 feet. Once they got the ring to land upon the bucket they had to rush over to it and flip a small iron ball (about the size of a billiard ball) up through a portion of the ring. I remember watching this one player all dressed up in his cute cowboy gear who was clearly a beginner to the sport, but even after everyone else had completed the competition he didn't give up.

The last part involved me in a high school locker room and it was...*gulp!*...CO-ED!!! All of these beautiful young girls walking around completely naked amongst the guys, and no one even paid any attention. I just stood there thinking "man, I went to school in the wrong era!"