I forgot the first part of the dream, but it ended with me going into a hotel room with Kasia, our friend Jen B. and a few other people. Jen was peeking down the front of her skirt and then blurted out "Wanna see my underwear?" Before anyone could answer she lifted up her skirt and threw her legs high into the air, revealing her shiny hot purple panties with light purple polka dots. I recall noticing that the seams along the sides and across the middle were perfectly shaped and really good quality, almost as if they were custom made for her crotch.

In the next dream I was at work the day after Halloween (even though Halloween isn't until tomorrow!) and a guest came over to my desk asking for some aspirin. I told him it was $4.00 for a packet of 2 and he threw what looked like a dollar bill at me and said "I need two." He was obviously upset with the price, and when I picked up the bill I realized it was a "Sky Miles" credit good for $20.00. As I walked away I had forgotten what type of aspirin he wanted so I figured I would just bring him a bunch of different kinds and let him choose.

When I got to the door of the What/When department I realized I was wearing a pair of tight, fuzzy baby-blue PJs, much like my pink pair only this one was a two piece. The top came just above my belly button and the bottoms came midway up my calves, and since I just had an erection I still had the bulge going up my belly. I stood there quickly trying to talk it down, all the while wondering how I was going to explain why I was wearing such a ridiculous outfit. I decided I would just say that it's my Halloween outfit (a day late) and hopefully I wouldn't get into trouble. Also, I knew if Fran was working I wouldn't have to worry about getting into trouble for having an erection because she'd just laugh about it.

I knew exactly where the aspirin was and I was hoping to just dash in, grab it and leave without anyone noticing, but when I opened the door it was as if the entire building had changed. My co-worker Houria was sitting there answering calls, but there were now three doors along the walls and you could tell the walls and doors were brand new because the construction workers were still there hammering and cutting and sawing away at things. My new boss Thomas came into the room from one of the doors and upon seeing me he smiled at the obviousness of my confusion. I asked him where the aspirin was moved to and he said "Oh it's downstairs in my office now." I had him get me the packets while I stood there covering myself with a handbag of some sort.

When I got back to the desk and gave the guy his aspirin I noticed my co-worker Gilmar had packed up the computer and was getting ready to leave. A guest had come over to ask him about the Statue of Liberty and he was just about to turn his computer back on when I offered to help him.
The dream ended with Gilmar, Jen E. (Also from Concierge) and I walking through a parking lot. Gilmar was ahead of us and Jen and I stayed behind joking and laughing, and I was wondering if I was supposed to be going back to work or not.

I guess not.

I was living where my parents house is and each morning Kasia's co-worker Lisa would pick me up to take me to work. I was working in a school/ museum and Lisa was hired on to photograph a specific painting which was hanging in one of the hallways. She could only work on it until 9:00am so I would go in early to help her out.

One day she found out (or maybe decided) that she would have to pose nude next to the painting and I explained that a few of us would volunteer to hold up a sheet so that the other people walking through would not be able to see her.

Somehow this all had to do with a pigeon and we spent most of the dream in this large, warehouse-type room (much like the abandoned building in Scranton, PA where I Urban Explored with my friends Dave and Chris) consisting of thousands of old cages filled with various animals. There was dirt and dander everywhere, and all of the cages were covered with dried feces from the animals in the cages above.

There was one cage in particular that we focused on which had about nine individual cages within it, and all of them were empty except for two. These two little cages held the pigeons that we were supposed to be taking care of and I spent a lot of time with them while Lisa was out.

One day I decided that they shouldn't be confined to the cages so I purposely left the door open to see if they were interested in leaving. I went out of the room for a bit and when I returned I found that both the pigeons had left. I knew they were somewhere in the room and I yelled out to let them know that I would he filling up their water dishes and they were welcome to return without fear that I would lock them back in.

Eventually Lisa found out what I had done and although I'm not sure if she was upset I knew that she was concerned about getting one of them back because she needed it for the photo shoot.

I was able to find the one she was looking for and as I gently captured it I recalled hearing that the bird had previously belonged to Jerry Seinfeld. As we neared the cage I explained to the pigeon (I believe his name was Snowflake) that I would just need to put him back into the cage until after the shoot. He dug his beak into my hand and as I cringed in pain he looked up at me with those eyes that said "I'm NOT getting back into that cage without letting you know how pissed I am about it."

The dream ended with me back in my parents bathroom peeing until I woke up.

Kasia and I had gone to my Grandma Doule's house and I brought my camera bag and an old toy I owned when I was younger called My Pet Monster. My friend Dave G. was there and he and I got really drunk with my cousin Shauna. Eventually we passed out upstairs and we awoke to my sister's boyfriend Chad P. and my parents waking us up to tell us that the cops were on their way and we had to go because we were trespassing, as we weren't invited to the party. My parents were there as a "plus one" so they didn't have to leave but chose to anyways.

I told Dave were were leaving and I knew he wasn't sure why but I didn't have time to explain. Kasia and I got downstairs where I got my camera bag and My Pet Monster and we ran outside just as the cop car was pulling up to the front of the house with its lights flashing. Luckily my car was parked in the driveway around the corner so we were able to get to the other side of the house without being seen. It had been snowing heavily and the snowdrifts were huge. We got in the car but the engine wouldn't turn over and I was afraid mom and dad would have to give us a jump without the cops noticing.

Just as my parents were approaching the driveway (they were parked on the street) the car started and I slammed on the gas and turned around in the driveway as quickly as I could. there was a five foot drift covering the end of the driveway an I was certain we would get stuck but I had to take the risk. To our surprise the car went right up and over it with ease, and once on the street I was so relieved because even if we were pulled over at this point they wouldn't know we were at the party.

Later at home I found out that my Grandma was upset with Dave and I for taking nude pics of Shauna. I recall seeing a photo of a closeup of her nipple and it had a cute little barbell in it. I didn't recall taking it but I wasn't worried about her being angry about it because she was a bit rebellious and she would want everyone to know she had her nipples pierced. There was also a great pic of Dave, Shauna and I at the party just smiling and drunk out of our minds and I figured my grandma would forgive us once she saw how wasted we were. Still, I hated the idea that she was upset since I hardly ever saw her and I didn't want that drift between us.

The first thing I recall is I being a guest in someones house and staying in a room that overlooked the city. We had tickets to see a concert that evening, but as we were getting ready to leave we heard gunshots outside, which ended up being from rival gangs in the area. Whoever I was with said that the show might be cancelled now, which sucked because The Red Hot Chili Peppers were scheduled to headline and I was excited to see them since I've been reading Anthony Keidis's autobiography.

We ended up at the show dancing to this performer who resembled the actor from Arrested Development and we all knew his songs. As we sang along we were cutting out fake tattoos to put on and just before I put one on my right arm I noticed I had a tattoo of a Japanese fan on my bicep with a dagger next to it. I wasn't sure if it was real, or when or where I would have done it if it was.

I ended up going with another dagger, a manger from the nativity scene, and a pic of jesus giving the 'surfs up' sign. So badass.

I was driving around in a park looking for my parents. There were two baby wolves walking around and all of a sudden I saw this huge beast of a wolf come running up thinking that I was putting the babies in danger. I honked my horn to scare him away and drove off as quickly as I could.

Next, I was in the park again, only this time there was couple with a little boy there. They came up to me with a Morrissey CD and asked if I had heard of him. I lightly laughed and said "Of course! Of all the artists in the world he's probably # 7 on my list." Although I had that I had never seen the CD they had and I was curious to hear what was on it.

I took them back to my house (I was living with my parents) and as they hung out with my family I scrambled around looking for my Morrissey CDs. I ended up finding them in a filing cabinet in a hallway of a High School (which all happened in a quick second). I brought them back to the house for the boy to look through and then went over and began burning the 'Louder Than Bombs' CD for him. I decided it was the best album to get him into, even though technically it's the Smiths and not his solo stuff.

When I turned on the stereo system the TV came on and there was an image of Kasia naked so I quickly turned it off before he noticed. There was a sense of urgency in all of this and I was trying to get it done as fast as I could.

Next I had come home from work and it was my birthday and no one remembered. That's all I recall but it still sucked.

In the last dream I went to take a shower but the bathtub was full of chestnuts. I yelled about why there were chestnuts all over the tub and I was annoyed with Kasia for putting them there.
I opened the window and started throwing them out into the huge cornfield that seemed to surround the entire house and all of the birds started flocking over by me expecting more so I had to close the window to keep them from coming in. There was a really cool large bird eating in the field and although a nut almost hit him he didn't even flinch.

I turned around to see my friend Lee B's friends helping to clean my yard and I recall thinking "Wow, Lee's friends are just so cool! I have to remember to tell her when I get the chance!"

Not the most interesting of dreams, but I'll post them anyways:

I first thing I remember is being in an abandoned futuristic theme park with my old High School friend Amanda W. We were taking pics of all the crazy metal shapes and the entire time we were there it was apparent that we were not supposed to be there. The last thing I remember from this is taking a pic of a large rat that was sitting on a power box, and as it crawled further behind the box there was a large explosion and a piece of it's tail came hurling towards me, getting blood on my hand in the process.

In the next dream I was at work and it was really slow so I decided to leave a bit early. I had changed out of my uniform and was back upstairs near the desk when my old boss Jana S. came up to me and started yelling at me for leaving without her permission. I looked over at the desk and realized that my co-worker Gilmar had left as well and there was no one watching the desk.

Next, I was in a hotel room with my sisters and my cell phone was ringing but I didn't want to answer it because the caller id option wasn't working. Eventually I did and it turned out to be my cousin Tina trying to see if we all wanted to hang out.

The last dream I recall is going ice skating with my old friend/bassist John M. We had just come from under a tunnel onto the rink and I was nervous about whether or not I would remember how to skate.

Kasia and I had taken a trip down to Florida (which actually resembled Arizona) and we decided to climb up into one of the canyons to go bike riding. As we were climbing we had discussed how we may want to move there since it was just so breathtaking.

As we approached the top of a gigantic rock I could tell that it was becoming much too steep to turn and climb back down so I just hoped that when we reached the top there would be a way to get back onto solid ground.

Kasia had become overheated and by the time I was able to push her up to the top she had become despondent and slumped down onto the rock. Unaware of her situation, I feared she would wake back up and try to get up so I stood still with her tightly between my feet.

As I looked around I realized that there was a spot where we could jump to solid ground but there was a five foot crevasse and I didn't want to risk it. We must have been hundreds of feet up and the rock we were on was about 15 feet in circumference so at this point I decided to just stay still and call 911.

I took out my cell phone and dialed the emergency button all the time realizing how much trouble this was going to get us into. A woman answered the phone and I had to try with all my might to keep composure. "Hi, my name is Kelly and my girlfriend...er...umm..WIFE are on top of a rock in the canyon and we have no way of getting down."

The first thing out of her mouth was a muttered "Yessssss" and I knew that she was happy to get such an exciting call. She put me on hold and looking around one last time for a way off the rock I noticed a small path that led down a trail. I stabilized Kasia on the rock as much as possible and ran down the trail as quickly as I could until I approached a gated house which blocked the trail. The gate was open and I ran inside to the back window and was able to open it up and climb through, and once I was the trail again I knew we were safe.

As I ran back to the rock I was becoming angry that I was still on hold with the operator because I wanted to tell her that we were okay and no longer needed assistance. But as I ran I could hear the emergency helicopter roaring over the tree tops, and by the time I arrived there were about 20 various emergency personnel rushing around the scene. Kasia had already been pulled onto solid ground and although I knew we would probably be charged hundreds of dollars for this, at least Kasia was going to be okay.

I was working in a dim lit factory and I had my own little section away from everyone else. My old co-worker Steven Schlanger was there and he has just pulled me aside to tell me he was going to be in Brooklyn with some friends that evening and he wanted some ideas as to where he should take them.

The entire time I was there you could sense this tension of strict management and everyone acted as if we would get in trouble at any time. We were both standing next to one of those spinning racks that held Christmas cards and as we talked we would remove a card and pretend to read it so the boss wouldn't suspect anything.

As Steven and I spoke I noticed Kasia had shown up, so I headed back to my work area to talk to her. When I got there she was on the other side of a large gate that separated me from the next work section and as she spoke to me I could see her standing next to my co-worker Chris (from Security).

"I'm going to move in with (her co-worker) Katie."

I had no idea why she was telling me this.

"It's the only way I'm going to be able to afford to get my breast surgery."

I was shocked and pissed. "So you want ME to pay for your share of the rent so YOU can get your breasts done?!" I WON'T do it, I'm telling you right now!" (even though in reality I do pay all the rent so it wouldn't have mattered anyways.)

I asked her how much the surgery would be and she said "six hundred dollars." I told her I'd just pay for them rather than having her move out and as I was saying this I started to think "Why am I arguing about this? How cool that this is what she wants to do? I would have paid for it anyways!"

I could see Chris smirking as we talked and I decided to amuse him. "Fine. I'll pay for the surgery, but you're getting Double D's."

We were at a party at someones house and everyone was in the kitchen. Everyone was hanging out and getting ready for the trip we were about to take. I went into the living room and found Kasia's co-worker Lisa sitting in a chair eating chocolate chip cookies from a large Ziploc bag.
I sat down next to her and she reached over and discreetly rubbed her hand along my crotch.

Another girl came in and sat on the other side of her and as I reached in for a cookie I made sure to dig to the bottom so my thumb rubbed along her lips. Fearing that her friend would get the hint I said "Oops!" and moved the bag closer to her knees so it was away from her crotch.

Later I was in a large building looking for my friends. I walked down to one wing of the building and noticed hundreds of girls showering and changing and I realized I accidentally walked into the girls dressing room. I tried to escape quickly but all of the doors around me were locked so I was forced to turn around and walk back through the area again.

I kept my head down but was peeking as much as I could. ;)