The dream started with me marching through the snow with a bunch of people. We were in a foreign country and one of the people we were with got lost so we all had to wait around until they caught up.

Next, we were at Kasia's sister's house listening to records and I was entertaining myself by putting all the records into their correct sleeves. When her husband Marcin got home we were suddenly in a rush to go somewhere and we were all hungry trying to decide where to eat. Marcin said "Let's just stop at Taco Bell" which delighted me as I have been waiting for years for an excuse to eat there again. Before I could show my excitement Kasia said "No, I'm NOT eating Taco Bell!"and I tried to explain to her that I had waited six years for this opportunity.

I decided that I was going to go get Taco Bell anyways and told Kasia that I would meet up with her later. I ended up driving around by myself (I never did get my delicious taco bell) and then later I met back up with Kasia who was now sitting with her friend Kathy W. at an outdoor concert of some sort. Kathy was talking really loud and I was afraid the person she was sitting next to was going to complain, but after a few minutes I realized that she was actually with her so I was relieved.

Next, I was in my parents kitchen preparing to go to my high school reunion. I called my old friend Craig U. to find out the details and he explained that we were supposed to wear something that we wore in high school. He said "Just put on a pair of Corduroys" but deep down I planned to wear a skirt or a dress just for the nostalgic shock value.

I was in a bathroom with Jen B. and another guy, and Jen was wearing a white "wife-beater" t-shirt. For some reason Jen unfastened the back of her bra and pulled it out from under her t-shirt.  As I started to make a joke about how were about to get it on she started to take off her t-shirt as well and the guy we were with started to walk closer to her thinking it was a hint that she wanted him. I chuckled a bit and said "You're not going to get any!" which pissed him off. He left quickly and I just sat there wondering what I was supposed to do.

In the next dream I was walking around NYC with my mom and sisters. Everyone was complaining about being hungry so we stopped at a burger stand but they said there was a half an hour wait so we continued on. We walked up 8th Avenue and I called Kasia to check the cross streets of a certain restaurant we liked (?) and she said it was between 15th and 16th Avenue (which doesn't make any sense). I could picture how amazing these burgers were and then it occurred to me that I had just taken my parents there 2 weeks ago. They didn't mind going back but I wanted to find another place that was just as good.

I was in a bedroom with Kasia and two other girls and (in true dreamworld fashion) we were about to engage in a foursome. We were all aware that my sisters and someone else were sleeping in the next room and one of the girls had a brilliant idea to call out to them to make sure they were asleep. Not taking any chances, I slowly slid off the bed and tiptoed into the next room to ensure they were oblivious to what we were about to do. When I peeked in they all appeared to be asleep until I saw Shannon's eyes pop open and I knew she was not quite asleep, but I wasn't going to let it stop me from having this moment. I went back into the other room and assured everyone that everything was fine, and grabbed my iphone in preparation of documenting the joys that were about to come.

Kasia and another girl came over and started giving me a blowjob and I was trying extra hard to concentrate on taking pics because I didn't want to cum before I was able to use up every drop of their interest. I was laying there wondering how I was able to get so lucky when for some reason Kasia had to get up and answer a phone call. The rest of us used the time to take some cool nude posing pics using shadows and mirrors, and at one point I was taking a shot of myself naked and one of the girls was very vocal about how "hot" my nipple rings looked.

Next, I was riding a bike around the city when I got a phone call from the Williams sisters. Serena Williams called and said "I want you to guess why I'm calling you." I responded with "Well, you obviously need something very embarrassing, and by using this reverse psychosis you're trying to get me to say something really dirty/inappropriate so that I'll look like a perv and then whatever you were going to ask won't look as bad by comparison. Well I'm not going to fall for it, so the ball is in your court."

There was a pause before I heard her and Venus talking and I interrupted them saying "Get it? The BALL is in your COURT? Did you like how I added that in?"

For some reason I thought I knew where they were calling me from so this entire time I was riding around ready to surprise them at any minute.

The call was lost, and later I would get a text from Serena telling me that they were going to be in a parade and it would mean the world to them if I was able to get a stretch limo for them. I chuckled at the simplicity of the request and texted her back assuring her that I would take care of it.

Next, I was in a house with Kasia and another guy and we were watching the band 'Kings of Leon' play in his living room. There were only around 20 people in attendance and I commented how shocked I was to see such a popular band have such a poor turnout.

For some reason I was moving a dresser around the apartment and I tried to get it down the hallway without disturbing the concert.

Afterwards Kasia and I went outside onto his porch and there were about four guys standing outside in the yard. This is when I received the text from Serena, so as I texted her back Kasia started doing a new party trick for the guys- she took her sweatshirt off and even though she had a white t-shirt on underneath she would let it ride up with the sweatshirt exposing the bottom half of her breasts (without a bra, because no one in my dreams should ever be wearing a bra). There were people eating on the porch of a restaurant next door and they were appalled, which amused me even more.

The guys hooted and cheered as she laughed and teasingly lifted up the t-shirt a few more times, and as they became even more riled up they turned her around and pulled down her pants to get a view of her beautiful ass. One of them started to grab her cheeks which she didn't seem to mind, and normally I wouldn't either but I could tell they were doing it in a disrespectful way so I said "Okay, party's over!"and pulled her pants back up. I thought it was weird how I was the prude for once. ; )

I was in a train station with Kasia and another girl (possibly our friend Jen B.) when suddenly two guys came up and spit on them. One of the men was wearing a green and white horizontally striped short and as he ran off the other girl turned and looked at me as if to say "Well aren't you going to do something?!"

I ran after him but he was always just a bit too fast, and as I ran through the various rooms of the station I eventually lost track of him. As I ran into the last room at the end of the station I encountered a turnstile and beyond it was a bunch of security guards and a line of people waiting to be screened as if we were at an airport. I jumped the turnstile and as I did I could feel my entire body start to buzz. I was surrounded by guards ready to arrest me but as I tried to catch my breath I described the man in a green striped shirt, exclaiming "We gotta find him!"

One of the guards went up to this makeshift metal platform that acted as a loft and sounded an alarm. He pulled out a walkie-talkie and started to notify the rest of the station and suddenly I started to wonder if I would get into trouble once they realized that they were going through all the trouble just for a guy who spit on my friend.

Just then the guard looked at the clock on the wall and said "Oh and the clocks stopped too. Right now they say 2 o'clock pm, 1980."

The girl I who had been spit on had caught up with me and we looked at each other as if to say "Could it be true?" She had her headphones on and was listening to Cyndi Lauper, and I wondered if her music was even available in 1980.

We went outside and peered back into the windows of the station, which now looked into the bedroom of the man who spit on her. I climbed through the window and thought for sure he would notice me, but he didn't. I suddenly realized it was because we didn't exist in 1980 (not true, lol!) and therefore he was unable to see me. He was laying in his bed and I went up to him, pulled a sheet over his face, and punched him on the head as he writhed around wondering what the hell was going on.

The dream ended with me and Kasia in a house putting our pants on. I accidentally put hers on and the waist was so high it came up to my chest and I wondered how she was able to wear them. It occurred to me that I would be running a race the next day so I took her pants off and searched for my red jogging pants so I could run a few laps in anticipation of the big day.

I had snuck into someones apartment with two other friends to leave the resident an envelope with a key in it. I wrote that I was a Concierge and had even written my hotel name on it, although I later regretted giving her so much information about me.

We opened the bedroom window to jump out and they both jumped the 10 stories to the ground without hesitating. They were yelling up to assure me that I would land safely and somehow I had a feeling that it might be a dream, but once I looked down I suddenly didn't want to assume I was dreaming so I carefully slid down a pipe that ran alongside the bedroom window. When I reached the bottom I realized that I had forgotten to grab the envelope with the key in it (Confused? Me too.) so I scurried back up the pipe and reached in to grab it. As I peeked in I noticed that the resident was now home and she had written on the envelope in red "I'm a Concierge too!"

Next I went into another apartment building and I was with an African American family. We took a very long elevator ride and when we reached a certain floor we had to get out and take a different elevator, only this time it resembled a small living-room with a couch and we were pulled one by one up to the apartment much like a giant dumbwaiter. Once it reached the floor the elevator blended in to be a part of the apartment. I was amazed.

When I arrived the entire family was waiting to meet me. They had cleaned up but you could still tell by the ragged furniture and outdated appliances that they were poor. They were making me dinner and the youngest daughter was telling me how she had a lottery ticket book and her friend could always tell how much she was going to win. I asked her and her friends if they had ever seen another apartment like theirs and they all said no, except for one girl who said "Yeah, twelve" but I knew she was lying.

I was just about to show the daughter how all lottery tickets have the letters of the winning amount written along the ticket but my alarm went off before I had the chance.

I was staying at a hotel in Lebanon with two other friends (?) and it was the middle of the night. I had a gun and with my curiosity trumping my fear I made the two others explore the hotel/ hostel with me. We found our way to the basement and found a photo album, and as we flipped through the pages we came across a picture of a theatre family with creepy black makeup on their faces. One of them was completely blackfaced, which indicated that these must be old pictures since they could never get away with that nowadays.

I tried to take some pics of the photo with my phone but I they all kept turning out blurry.

Next, I was in the hotel bedroom again and I had a dream that my mom was cutting my hair. When I "woke up" from that dream I had somehow shaved my beard as well and we were all creeped out because that meant I had shaved it off in my sleep.

I made my way down to a cafeteria where everyone was eating pizza for breakfast. An old friend from college (I don't remember who) came up to me and offered some of his breakfast to me. He had four pieces of pizza so I took a few pieces from him and that's when I woke up for realsies.

The dream started out in a car on the way back to my parents' house with my dad driving. We had just picked up and old neighbor of my grandma named Kelly W. and she was going to be babysitting my sisters that night. They were going to pay Kelly and her sister Jen $250.00 each but I reminded my dad that I would be able to help out for free since I'd be home anyways.

I was living back at my parents house and my room was still in the basement, only my bed was just a mattress at the bottom of the stairs. When we got home I went down to my room and I was so excited for my parents to leave because I knew I'd have about an hour to jerk off to some porn. Once inside I noticed a cassette tape laying next to the stereo, and when I pushed play it was a tape of me convincing my ex-girlfriend Emily to have sex with me. I was being all funny and nonchalant and as I listened to her give in I pictured us peeling each others clothes off and fucking as the morning light became brighter, making its way into the basement and illuminating our bodies dancing naked on the small red mattress.

At the same time I could see my sister (who couldn't have been older than three) up in her room playing with a remote control and she was able to tune in to the video of Emily and I fucking and I was so embarrassed.

Next I was at my friend Jen B's place, which was a house on the outskirts of Appleton with beautiful views of the landscape from her upstairs windows. I was downstairs in the basement with some girl while everyone else was upstairs and she was leaning against a dresser with her back to me, obviously prepared for a sexual encounter. I wasn't sure how "ready" she was so I pulled down her pants and kneeled down to lick her crotch to lube it with my saliva. I had just stood up and was entering her from behind when we heard someone coming downstairs so we quickly pulled our pants up before they found out. It ended up being bunch of people who came down to watch TV so we knew we wouldn't have another chance.

Within minutes of being in that room I wandered into another room in the basement area, only this time I was met by a smaller framed girl who obviously wanted to fuck me. She was skinny with A cup breasts (basically the complete opposite of what I'm attracted to) but it had been a long time since someone was so attracted to me and I decided to give it a try.

She was wearing a tan/gold colored dress and when she laid down on the bed her breasts completely disappeared and I stared at her flat chest through the thin material, which was nothing more than two nipples sticking up. I went down by her legs and stuck my hand up her skirt, rubbing her lips through her dark blue panties, knowing how turned on she was getting. The strange part of this dream was that I was suddenly made aware of being married to Kasia (she normally doesn't exist in these sex dreams) and I couldn't bring myself to go any further.

There was some commotion in the room above us and I ran upstairs to find that a tornado was making its way across Appleton. I desperately tried to contact my sisters and felt terrible because I knew I was supposed to be watching them and I knew how scared they must have been. I scrambled around trying to find my camera but I couldn't find all of the pieces which frustrated me to no end. By the time I had the camera assembled it was too late- the tornado had already passed and the sky was getting too dark to take a pic.

I went back downstairs and found myself at my co-worker Fran's house. Her husband was gone, her kids were sleeping in the other room and we were laying on her bed talking about nothing in particular. I reached my hand over and started to rub her lips through the fabric of her red pajama bottoms, and she let me do it for a bit before smirking and taking my hand away, gently letting me know that there would be no hanky- panky that fine evening.

Next, Kasia and I had just returned home from somewhere and we were outside looking for our keys. A bunch of other people had come up behind us and were now waiting to get in as well. Through the glass of the door I could see Jim Parsons (from the TV show 'Big Bang Theory') talking to a friend and when he saw us outside he came to the door to let us in. As we walked into the foyer (which looked like the lobby of a fancy hotel like St. Regis or The Plaza) we passed Jim and his friend and I said "Thanks Mr. Parsons" and he smiled so big it was clear that he was honored to be recognized.

We started to make our way up the grand staircase which stood in the middle of the room and all of the other people who were outside followed us up as well. When we got halfway up I could tell that Kasia was completely starstruck (which never happens) and after we let everyone else pass us we turned around and went back downstairs to sit on one of the beautiful couches in the hopes that Jim and his friend would come over and talk to us.

We could hear them in the next room (which was a kitchen) discussing which types of eggs to use and Jim was discussing the importance of using organic eggs. At that point Kasia had figured out that the other guy was the child actor from Jerry Maguire, only now he was our age. When he came out of the kitchen he sat down in a chair across from us and immediately I could tell that it wasn't the kid she had thought. He was holding a carton of brown organic eggs and he was shaking them to reveal that they were liquefied.

Before I could say a word he sat up and threw it at me, and as made contact with my chest a small green yolk popped out as the rest of it stayed intact. As I picked it up he threw two more at me and I yelled out to ask him what he was doing. Luckily they were only breaking where the yolk hit the shell so I wasn't getting very wet and as I gathered them up I began throwing them back and he laughed harder and harder as each one made a thud against his face. I was so confused as to why he was so amused and I couldn't enjoy it because I was afraid of Jim coming into the room and getting pissed off at us.

I woke up before I could find out.

The Doule family had rented a cabin and my friend Hilary was there with her brother, only it was actually my friend Tara H.'s brother Jeff. The first part of the dream was spent eating dinner in the cabin and I had all my belongings there as if I had moved in.

Afterwards everyone was outside drinking and I kept going inside to get more food but every time I went in I noticed food all over the floor so I kept getting onto my knees and picking it up with my hands. At one point I was picking up spaghetti from the floor and putting it onto my plate and when I got outside I didn't know which was the good spaghetti and which came from the floor.

The last thing I recall is talking to Hilary as we were outside with my family, and I had mentioned that I wanted to take some pics of the house before I left. Hilary smirked and said "Just as friends?" which makes no sense now but in the dream I knew it was referring to me asking her that same question when we first met. It meant that she was teasing me because I had my chance with her when we first met and I blew it by being too subtle.

Boring dream, I know.

I was in a coffee shop-type setting and I was sitting at a table with about six other people. My job was to sit and wait for people to come by so I could suggest places to go (IE Concierge) and everyone else seemed to have customers sitting across from them. The chair across from me was always empty and I was afraid I would get into trouble for not having enough customers.

Next I was in a bedroom with Kasia and two other people. Kasia was wearing this really sexy black lingerie and she was hunched up on all fours so that her tantalizing ass was sticking up and teasing all of us. I crawled over and pulled her panties down, giving them a perfect view of her exposed beauty. I crawled on top of her and proceeded to fuck her in front of the others.

Next I was riding on a semi truck and at some point I fell off and had to run and jump onto the back of it as it sped down the street flying under bridges and overpasses. As it neared an intersection I jumped off, and realizing how far I was from the coffee shop I decided to run down the sidewalk as fast as I could.

After a few blocks I passed two young African American kids and one of them smacked the other across the face. I ran by thinking how cruel older brothers can be.

When I got to the coffee shop people were packing things up (which were temporarily set up in preparation of a race or some other event from that day) and they were happy to see that I had made it back.

I ended up having to help hang up signs on the wall and as I glued the backs of them with a gluestick I noticed that they were old posters of my High School band Mister Carrot. My old guitar player Joe S. was there and I went up and put him in a headlock and laughed about ruining the old posters. I was so happy to see him.

I was hanging out on the balcony of my old friend Jeremy R.'s apartment (Floyd) with one other friend (?) and we were listening to an advertisement about a new McDonald's that you could only get to by jumping from one building to another. As the commercial was still playing we noticed a McDonald's delivery man jumping off of a balcony in the building adjacent to Jeremy's. I was amazed by this new discovery and practically begged the other two to jump over to it with me but neither of them would do it.

Next I was driving down an old dirt road and I came upon a huge field with tall grass and beautiful dandelions and wheat stalks sprinkled throughout. I got out of my car and walked into the field and lay down, wondering how long it had been since I was able to do such a wonderful thing. I debated taking off all of my clothes and pleasuring myself in the isolated openness of my surroundings, but before the thought could come to fruition another car pulled up with a family in it and suddenly I was forced to share my beautiful seclusion.

The first thing I recall is being in a thrift store and shopping with my mom. I was just in the process of purchasing about ten new t-shirts and as the woman rang them up I realized I had no money so I had to go ask my mom for some. It's very odd for me not to have money and felt bad asking her for it because I can't even tell you when I last borrowed money from her.

Next I was babysitting my cousin Zachary who was so small I could fit him inside of a small paper bag. I decided to play a joke on my aunt Betsy so when I brought him back to her I gave her a huge bag of garbage and told her that I lost him. Then I laughed and explained that was joking, but as I looked through the garbage he was nowhere to be found. He ended up coming over to us a few minutes later and he was so pissed that I had forgotten him at the park. He was now bigger and resembled the boy from the TV show 'Two And a Half Men'.

Next, I was babysitting for someones teenage daughters and one was sleeping in my bed so I had planned on sleeping on the couch. Some old friends came by (my old guitarist Joe S. and elementary schoolmate Andy M.) and we were hanging out and talking. At one point I went into the bathroom and pulled my hair back to discover that the front half of my scalp was completely bald, leaving the back half to act as a comb over. I explained to everyone that it sucked but at the same time I had a great run and I didn't really care since it was concealed pretty well anyways. I told them that once I lost a bit more I would just shave it all off and be bald.

The dream ended with my cousin Christian and I skateboarding down my parents' street and he was doing all kinds of cool tricks while I just skated normally, as I had no intention of trying to do a trick because I knew I'd hurt myself.

We talked about his marriage and when I brought up someones name he said "Ahh yes, she was the one I was married to for one day back in '86" and I thought "Holy shit! He was married when we were THAT young?!"