The dream started with me being on the set at Conan O' Brien's last show (which we watched last night). I can't recall many details but at one point I was on a swing set trying to swing as high as I could. There were about ten other people swinging as well and it was obvious that we were unofficially competing with each other for a spot on the show when it returned in September.

Conan had noticed that I was swinging much higher than everyone else and he stood next to me encouraging me to get high enough to sit on the top bar for a moment before I did another rotation. This way if there were other people getting as high as me during the real competition the judges would be able to tell that I was as high as I could go and thus have a better chance at winning.

When the show was finished I helped take down the music equipment on the stage. I knew another band was playing after we left and they had asked me to unplug the guitar amp and plug it into the keyboard that was intended to be used later. I knew you couldn't just use the same cord for a guitar amp and keyboard without switching the line option on the console so I spent a while trying to find the sound guy to let him know of the change.

When I left the studio I went outside and walked around to the back of the building where I found Cassaundra hanging out with her friends. I was so excited to tell her all the things we did with Conan and she was so happy for me. She explained that they were there to get tickets for September's show and I was so disappointed to hear that I missed out on them.

She and I spent the rest of the dream visiting all of the different "W" hotels in the city (we were still in New York) eventually making our way down to Union Square where Cassaundra found out she had to go in to cover a shift. The lobby resembled a waiting room at a doctor's office, and it occurred to me that I had never been to that particular property before (which I have, of course). I was really surprised to see a "W" hotel look so sterile and conservative.

The dream ended with the two of us in the men's locker room of the W Times Square property and Cassaundra was sitting on the bench wearing a very short black skirt. I opened up my locker and put on a miniskirt of my own, explaining to her that I was going to work with her and help her out with her shift. I mockingly walked around the room sticking out my hips with each step and we both laughed at the absurdity of it.

I finished changing back into my normal clothes and as I walked past Cassaundra I flipped up the front of her skirt with my finger and said "C'mon, let's go." I instantly realized that she was wearing these sexy white see-through panties, and I could feel my heart rate speed up as I caught a glimpse of the dark pubic mound behind the material. She obviously caught on and laughed as she lifted up her skirt to give me another glimpse. Wasting no time I quickly knelt down and pushed my nose into the folds of her lips, inhaling deeply to enjoy that erotic mixture of woman and cotton. I made sure to stand up just as quickly and laugh about it in order to prevent the situation from getting awkward, and it never did. We just laughed and laughed until I woke up, satisfied with what the night had brought me.

The dream started with me watching a scary movie in a cafeteria in the wee hours of the morning. I was alone and had the lights off, and I can recall wondering why no one else wanted to join me.

I had somehow acquired a book with a black cover and it was in my possession when Raina (my boss at work) came in to tell me that Kasia's grandma was on the phone. She handed the phone over to me and the next few minutes were spent arguing with her about the book that I had (which is even stranger when you consider that in real life her grandma speaks no English).

Apparently someone she knew wanted this book and she felt that I should give it to them because it was something they really wanted. When I refused to hand it over she became furious with me, and I remember saying "Think of it this way- what if someone came into your house and said 'Oooohhhh! I want your vase!' but it was your favorite vase? You wouldn't GIVE it to them just because they wanted it!"

She responded with "That's different! A vase is just an object!"and I said "SO IS A BOOK!" "NO IT ISN'T!" she screamed, and we just went around in circles unwilling to reason with each other. I was SO furious with her but at the same time it was embarrassing to be sitting next to Raina because I didn't want her to think we fought like this all the time.

The first dream started in my parents' backyard, although the setup was different in that all of the houses in the neighborhood were separated by large fields about 1/2 acre in size.

We were all laughing and having a good time when suddenly we see the neighbors come out of their house harboring this immense amount of anger. There were about five of them and they ran through our yard making a bee-line towards the neighbors on the other side of us who had just come out of their house to do some yard work. They were a gay couple and I could tell immediately that this was not going to be a social visit.

By the time the five idiots had make their way over to them, my family (who were all oblivious to the situation) had all gone inside, leaving me alone to witness the horrid beatings that eventually occurred. I don't recall the actual altercation, but when they were done the five of them came over to my parents' house to sit on the porch and have some drinks, laughing as if nothing had happened. I was so furious that this had occurred, and before I knew it I had two large glass jars in my hands and I ran up to the porch and threw them as hard as I could, watching them shatter as they reached their faces.

Somehow they all went back home without any further incident, but I knew they would be back for revenge.

At first I didn't want my entire family involved, so I recruited my sister Shannon to be my sidekick. I snuck her into the garage and spent the morning teaching her how to fight (which I am clueless about in real life) and also taught her how to break out the bottoms of these huge jars so that they would shatter easier once (if) they hit the enemy's face.

Eventually I knew we were still outnumbered, so I had to get the rest of the family involved as well. I gathered them all together in the living room and recanted the situation, hoping to make warriors out of them by day's end.

The next dream I had was about being back at Marquee nightclub (where we had our Mad Hatter party last night), and as we all danced our friend Cassaundra kept dancing really close to me. I kept glancing over at everyone else and when no one was looking I reached my hand under her dress and playfully pinched one of her pussy lips. This was such a turn-on not only because she wasn't wearing any underwear but also because she was letting me do it. It happened about two more times during that song and I kept hoping that she would turn around so I could feel her asshole as well.

The next thing I know, it's daylight and she and I are walking down these long sets of stairs trying to get down to street level. I ran down an extra flight just so I could stop and watch her lips as she descended. When we got to the street you could tell that everyone around us knew she wasn't wearing underwear and it didn't bother her at all. In fact, it was apparent that she actually enjoyed it, and that turned me on even more.

In the last dream I was at a Concierge event at a toy store and the man behind the counter was throwing toys made of LEGOs at me. As they shattered on the ground I had to quickly pick them up before the next toy was thrown and I couldn't keep up. I realized that these were all supposed to be given to us in a gift bag but instead the store owner thought it would be more amusing to watch us gather them up.

The last gift was a white plastic Barbie pony with mechanical legs that was sitting beneath a glass dome. As he handed it to me I thought "what am I supposed to do with this?" and then I remembered I could send it to Hilary so the girls could play with it.

And that's all.

I was hanging out with my friend Maureen’s dad for the day. He lived in a farmhouse with many acres of land and we spent the day in his backyard looking at all of his apple trees. Most of them were dying but for some reason he didn't seem to mind. There were bees everywhere and I kept swatting them away but I didn't want to leave because I knew he was lonely and needed the company.

At one point his neighbors came out of their house and got in the car to take their kids to school. The kids were messing around and wouldn't get in the car and the mom yelled "If you don't get in this car right now I'm going to come out there and beat the living snot out of you!" She was so embarrassed when she realized we were outside listening to the whole thing, and Maureen’s dad just smirked as if it happened all the time.

Next I was in my old friend Craig U.’s house watching TV and Sesame Street was on. As I left the house I tried to log onto eBay on my iphone because I thought it would be the coolest thing in the world to own the original Ernie puppet no matter what the cost.

In the last dream I was in Milwaukee with my friend Jeremiah and we were getting a piggyback ride by a giant. I had to work at 9:00am but "home" was two hours away (by car) so this giant was doing his best to get me there on time. At one point I called work to explain that I was going to be late and my old boss Nathalie assured me it would be fine, but as we walked down the road I knew it would actually take days to get home so I had to think of an alternative.

I happened to see Jeremiah's friend (who I now realize was Robert Downey Jr.) coming out of his house with his son and, knowing he had a car, I leaped off the giant and ran over to him hoping he could help me out. When I approached him he was really arrogant and just shrugged his shoulders when he heard my request.

"Take the bus."

I was so upset at this point that I started yelling at him, exclaiming "You are SUCH an asshole! I can't believe Jeremiah hangs out with you!"

Resigned, I ran back over to the giant, climbed back up on his shoulders and prepared for a long ride home.

It was such a crazy dream and so much had happened my mind was spinning when I woke up. I first remember walking down an old dark street with my friend Dave and someone else. The street was lined with old cement walls which were illuminated in spots by old-fashioned street lights. We spent a while writing poems on the walls with our blood and we were laughing about how the poems were too long to fit on the wall.

Next I was in a house with my family and there were dirty dishes and clothes and garbage strewn throughout every room. At one point I couldn't stand the filth so I started cleaning it all up. I eventually ended up outside where it was snowing quite heavily. There was a large ditch at the end of the driveway that had to be cleaned out but it was covered in fog so I couldn't see how much snow had accumulated inside of it. Erin's ex-boyfriend Dan K. came by and asked if I needed any help so I asked him to clean out the ditch for me and he happily obliged. I was so happy to get out of doing it.

The last thing I recall is being in an upstairs bathroom and peeing as I gazed out of the window to my right. I was SO excited to tell Hilary about this new TV series I was watching (which I think was the actual dream I was having).

And that's all.