I was in the kitchen of my parents' house and some of my sister Erin's friends were on their way over. When they arrived one of them stopped in front of the living room window and began humping a bush, and when
he got inside I asked him why he did that. He asked if I had ever been cliff jumping and I said "Ohh its because your balls itch from healing after they hit the water!" He went on to talk about how my cousin Adam got hurt because he went cliff jumping at night and didn't check to make sure there was water first.

My mom was at the Valley Fair Mall (at tiny mall near their house which no longer exists) and I decided to walk over and meet her so we could rent a movie together, but on the way over I ended up meeting up with my old friend John M.. Together we rode our motorbikes into Neenah so we could watch a parade where all the motorbikes come into the city.

We ended up in a large three story bar, and while I was there I noticed my old friends "Phish" and Tony ("Tones") walk in, so I ran over to give "Phish" a huge hug. I was so happy to see him and couldn't wait to talk to him and Tony. He asked what I was doing there and I told him that I had just flown in from India to be there and afterwards I would be flying back. Then I noticed that the rest of that gang of friends: Bob, Mykk, Mel and Jen were there as well and I was completely elated. Mykk quickly approached me but you could tell he was a bit hesitant to say hello. "I got that email you sent out last year (I suddenly remembered sending an email to everyone saying "Thanks for being such an amazing part of my life" even though in reality I never actually did) and it was a nice letter but it was all bullshit." I just smirked that "Of course you would, you arrogant pompous asshole" smirk and said "I really don't care what you thought of the letter. Being around you guys was some of the best years of my life and just because you don't like "Floyd" (another old friend from that circle) and some of of you may have personal vendettas, it doesn't change the fact that I still loved every minute of being with you."

Just then I realized that I had come with John (who had no idea who my other friends were) and I didn't want to ditch out on him so I went out looking for him. I went upstairs and found him completely wasted and passing out so I set him down on the floor where there were all of these cute girls hanging out. One of them was wearing a skirt and she had it hiked up and was pissing on the carpeting but no one seemed to mind. Some of the back splash landed on John and he woke up and tried to scream at her but he was too drunk to form a complete sentence. That's when I noticed that a bunch of the girls had taken off their clothes and were running around completely naked (one of them was an old schoolmate named Mandy M.). Their bodies were all erotically thick and plump and jiggly and I couldn't take my eyes off of them. It was wonderful.

I went back downstairs to talk to my old friends (i.e. "The Franks crew") for a bit but by the time I got back downstairs most of them had left already. Mel was still there and as I sat down next to her I noticed another girl next to us who was laying on her stomach. She had her pants off and just above the crack of her ass she had a slightly deformed yet perfectly working erect penis attached to her. When our eyes met she opened her mouth and I accepted the invitation by crawling over on my knees and sticking my cock onto her warm mouth. As she licked and sucked I stroked her cock as well, amazed by the realness of it. After a minute or so she stopped sucking me and stood up and asked "So where do you want it?" I asked her what she meant and she said "Didn't you ask me to pee on you?" I assured her that I didn't ask her for that (this time) and after a second of confusion she went back down to her stomach and took me back into her mouth. I told her that it had been over a week of abstinence so there was going to be a lot of cum but she didn't seem to care where it all went. I reached back to massage her asshole and she quickly reminded me that there was no touching allowed. "So I can't touch you at all now?" I was starting to get a bit impatient and turned off by her odd behavior when suddenly I heard Kasia's voice approaching the area where I was. I jumped up and remembered that I was married and that I was supposed to meet her but in the midst of getting my dick sucked I had completely forgotten about it.

I woke up here in Pushkar (India) before any trouble could come of it.

I was on my way home from work ("home" was my parents' house) and I got a text from my friend Chris Doire. He had attached a picture of a concert flyer reminding me of a show I was supposed to attend with
him. The show had started at 11:00pm as it was now 11:15 which meant I was missing the show. I rushed over to the venue and found a bunch of random friends waiting in the bar area outside of the room where the
concert was going on. They were just finishing up their drinks before going in and they made me get a drink with them which I thought I had time for, but by the time I was finished with the drink the show was over. Chris came out from the show and I ran over to apologize and got him a drink. I was afraid that he would see me with everyone and assume I ditched him to drink but he didn't seem too upset. Meanwhile, there was a blizzard outside and everyone was wondering how they were going to get home.

In the next dream I was sitting in a Broadway theatre with Kasia and there was an older couple sitting next to us. The couple and I were discussing the concept of tipping and I said "Do you know what the English use to tip? Cheers!" They didn't seem to get it so I just assumed they were British. I had my arm around Kasia and the elderly man next to her was resting his head on my hand. When I removed my hand he became irate, and I'm not sure what he did at that point but someone in one of the front rows came back and angrily grabbed him by the neck, and then proceeded to drag him out of the theater. I quickly followed them out and as I did I noticed he had dropped his pack of cigarettes. I picked them up and crushed them in my hand, eager to
break them all, and as I did I noticed my hotel Security Manager Alonza giving me that "I'm going to pretend I didn't notice that" look. That's all I recall.

Next, I was at my parents' house with a bunch of friends and we were all preparing for a New Year's Eve party. We were out in the driveway getting ready to head to the store when the little girls who lived next door came over to tell me that they saw pictures of my "wiener" on the Internet. They were laughing and giggling and I was saying "No you didn't" but wondering how this was possible since I never post my face. We headed to the the grocery store and I was searching everywhere for the small plastic containers of cheese for dipping crackers in. I eventually found them and once we were finished we headed back to my parents house to load them into the huge truck we had rented for the occasion.

In the last dream I was staying in a hotel with Metallica and as I went upstairs to my room I passed by Kirk Hammet's room and listened to him practicing some songs. It was so cool. As I headed to my room I accidentally walked into the wrong room but I realized that I was in the band so I knew I wouldn't get into trouble.