Friday, April 29, 2011

In the first dream I was setting up dominoes with someone in a huge bedroom while my co-worker Jen E. and my friend Heather from Austin were busy doing something else. When we were halfway done (which took hours) I gave up and hit one of the dominoes and we watched them crackle and fall as the cat jumped around them in disbelief.

Afterwards were were sitting around talking and Jen decided to change shirts. No one seemed to notice as she removed her bra and lifted the tops of her small breasts to get a closer check of her cute puffy nipples, and when she turned and noticed I was staring she just laughed and said "What am I doing sitting here with my shirt off?" I was the only one paying attention.

Next I was talking to Kasia in the doorway of her apartment, when suddenly I noticed a strange gray animal resembling a rabbit moving along the floor of the huge foyer. Kasia picked it up only to discover that it was mechanical so we let it run around the foyer hoping to freak out the stray cat that was running around as well.

I woke up before it could happen.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

I had woken up at my parents house in the middle of the night and I had gone downstairs to find the living room lit up like a disco. Peering outside the window I could see the streets lined with police cars, and it was apparent that someone or something was on the loose and they were hoping to catch it. I went outside and noticed a figure digging around in the garage, and before I could freak out I realized it was just my boyfriend getting his bike. Apparently we just had a fight and he was taking this opportunity to leave. I followed him down the driveway and as he left he mentioned that they still hadn't fixed the chimney and I turned to find my parents chimney in broken down disarray.

In the next dream I was sitting in the back of a van next to my dad. We were on our way up to the cottage (which I was really excited about) and he was reading a book. I was peering over his shoulder trying to read it as well since there was nothing else to read and he offered to give it to me but I refused. In my head I remember thinking "See, this is why I could never be a parent- you have to be so selfless and willing to give up everything and I don't think I could do it." I also noticed that I had a slight erection and I felt
incredibly awkward. I  repositioned myself to ensure he didn't notice.

Along the way we stopped at my Uncle Bill's house (where we were told tornadoes had torn through his neighborhood the night before) and as we exited the car he greeted us with his newest invention- it was
called "bird poop soap" and he smirkingly made sure we all got a dollop before we entered the house. With each squirt of white lotion there was a small crusty portion of black and we all laughed so hard at the brilliance of it. I mentioned how happy I was that my own poop wasn't like that and he made sure to mention that his stool always had black crust on it.

The last thing I recall before waking up is playing with his tiny hairless dog which he was so proud of. Even more proud than his soap which I clearly had to disagree with.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Kasia and I were staying at someone's house and I was going to run out and get some food. As I got outside a woman with a dog had stopped by and was telling the owner of the house that she had received a lot of
complaints about their dog barking. It started pouring out and I started to look for my umbrella and then decided that I would stay in.

Next Kasia and I walked down the street to see a movie. When we got to the ticket window there were two guys about to buy some tickets. The show we wanted to see was either sold out or not playing at the time
and we were just debating on what to see when another group came up to us and handed us a ticket for Black Swan that they weren't going to use. As I reached for it the asshole in front of me jumped in front of me and grabbed it. I was so pissed and I grabbed a padlock and started smashing it into his face repeatedly. He just kept laughing until eventually he went down.

I was then with my old friend Floyd and as we ran around the corner I looked over my shoulder and saw a cop pulling up to the theater. We hid out in someone's apt and eventually Floyd left and the apt owners
friend came by. Kasia and I started packing our stuff (we were staying there so all of our clothes towels etc were there) and I was so nervous. Then our friend Jen Blanchard came home and we realized we were okay. There were three different bedrooms and as I walked through the house collecting our things I noticed there were girls changing out of their clothes in each different room. I peeked but acted like I wasn't looking. When we were about to leave I wondered if we would be able to get to the car with all our stuff (the car was still by the theatre) and get home without the cops finding me.