Sunday, June 26, 2011

It started with me meeting up with my Improv group outside somewhere and as we left we realized that something major had just happened in the city and we would have to band together to help each other out.
Eventually we ended up at someone’s house and I was in the basement showing Peter and someone else from class my cabinets that I made for Roman. I was afraid he'd be jealous or upset that I didn't make anything for him.
Later I was upstairs hanging out with Katie and as she went into the bathroom to change her clothes I watched her take off her dress. She had a blue bra and tiny blue thongs on that made her ass look long and bubbly and I stared at it as long as I could before walking away to give her some privacy.

Friday, June 24, 2011

My friend Dave G. and I had parked our bikes outside of a small gas station and I quickly went in to purchase a pack of cigarettes without letting Dave know. They only had 3 different kinds so I had to choose between Marlborough and Benson & Hedges (which is what I used to smoke). They also had an entire wall of snow-cone machines but I had taken so long picking out smokes that I let the girl behind me get her snow cone while I decided on which flavor to get. By the time it was my turn Dave came in wondering what was taking me so long. As I picked a flavor that I had never heard of I could hear Dave speaking a few lines of Polish to the girl and I wondered where he had learned Polish from.


Next, Kasia and I were walking our bikes and she was talking about getting a dog. For some reason I knew we already had some kids so I said “Yes” because I thought "Well it's already too much to handle so what's a dog going to hurt?" I was already stressed.


Next I was in the bedroom and I noticed a group of flies had gathered on his big glass jar on the dresser. I started swatting at them with a flyswatter and Kasia got upset that I wasn't being more careful. I assured her that the jar was much too heavy to be knocked over and continued to swat away. Eventually the room was infested with hundreds of bees and wasps which we ran around swatting and stomping on and spraying with Raid until there was just a mess of dead insects all around. Moments later the room was filled with thousands of worms, which we decided was a naturally occurring repercussion of killing so many insects at once.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Kasia and I had just moved into a new apartment and as we were unpacking and getting situated the doorbell rang and our two new kittens were delivered.

That evening we found ourselves in the living room with a bunch of random strangers and couples. The lead guy was welcoming all of us and after giving a short speech he proceeded to show all of us around the house. His entire language was sprinkled with religious comments and eventually it occurred to me that we had moved into a religious commune. I was so upset and disappointed that we didn't research it more before we moved in. Now we would have to pack everything back up and even worse is that the kittens would have to readjust to a new home.