It started with me meeting up with my Improv group outside somewhere and as we left we realized that something major had just happened in the city and we would have to band together to help each other out.
Eventually we ended up at someone’s house and I was in the basement showing Peter and someone else from class my cabinets that I made for Roman. I was afraid he'd be jealous or upset that I didn't make anything for him.
Later I was upstairs hanging out with Katie and as she went into the bathroom to change her clothes I watched her take off her dress. She had a blue bra and tiny blue thongs on that made her ass look long and bubbly and I stared at it as long as I could before walking away to give her some privacy.

My friend Dave G. and I had parked our bikes outside of a small gas station and I quickly went in to purchase a pack of cigarettes without letting Dave know. They only had 3 different kinds so I had to choose between Marlborough and Benson & Hedges (which is what I used to smoke). They also had an entire wall of snow-cone machines but I had taken so long picking out smokes that I let the girl behind me get her snow cone while I decided on which flavor to get. By the time it was my turn Dave came in wondering what was taking me so long. As I picked a flavor that I had never heard of I could hear Dave speaking a few lines of Polish to the girl and I wondered where he had learned Polish from.

Next, Kasia and I were walking our bikes and she was talking about getting a dog. For some reason I knew we already had some kids so I said “Yes” because I thought "Well it's already too much to handle so what's a dog going to hurt?" I was already stressed.

Next I was in the bedroom and I noticed a group of flies had gathered on his big glass jar on the dresser. I started swatting at them with a flyswatter and Kasia got upset that I wasn't being more careful. I assured her that the jar was much too heavy to be knocked over and continued to swat away. Eventually the room was infested with hundreds of bees and wasps which we ran around swatting and stomping on and spraying with Raid until there was just a mess of dead insects all around. Moments later the room was filled with thousands of worms, which we decided was a naturally occurring repercussion of killing so many insects at once.

Kasia and I had just moved into a new apartment and as we were unpacking and getting situated the doorbell rang and our two new kittens were delivered.

That evening we found ourselves in the living room with a bunch of random strangers and couples. The lead guy was welcoming all of us and after giving a short speech he proceeded to show all of us around the house. His entire language was sprinkled with religious comments and eventually it occurred to me that we had moved into a religious commune. I was so upset and disappointed that we didn't research it more before we moved in. Now we would have to pack everything back up and even worse is that the kittens would have to readjust to a new home.

In the first dream I was setting up dominoes with someone in a huge bedroom while my co-worker Jen E. and my friend Heather from Austin were busy doing something else. When we were halfway done (which took hours) I gave up and hit one of the dominoes and we watched them crackle and fall as the cat jumped around them in disbelief.

Afterwards were were sitting around talking and Jen decided to change shirts. No one seemed to notice as she removed her bra and lifted the tops of her small breasts to get a closer check of her cute puffy nipples, and when she turned and noticed I was staring she just laughed and said "What am I doing sitting here with my shirt off?" I was the only one paying attention.

Next I was talking to Kasia in the doorway of her apartment, when suddenly I noticed a strange gray animal resembling a rabbit moving along the floor of the huge foyer. Kasia picked it up only to discover that it was mechanical so we let it run around the foyer hoping to freak out the stray cat that was running around as well.

I woke up before it could happen.

I had woken up at my parents house in the middle of the night and I had gone downstairs to find the living room lit up like a disco. Peering outside the window I could see the streets lined with police cars, and it was apparent that someone or something was on the loose and they were hoping to catch it. I went outside and noticed a figure digging around in the garage, and before I could freak out I realized it was just my boyfriend getting his bike. Apparently we just had a fight and he was taking this opportunity to leave. I followed him down the driveway and as he left he mentioned that they still hadn't fixed the chimney and I turned to find my parents chimney in broken down disarray.

In the next dream I was sitting in the back of a van next to my dad. We were on our way up to the cottage (which I was really excited about) and he was reading a book. I was peering over his shoulder trying to read it as well since there was nothing else to read and he offered to give it to me but I refused. In my head I remember thinking "See, this is why I could never be a parent- you have to be so selfless and willing to give up everything and I don't think I could do it." I also noticed that I had a slight erection and I felt
incredibly awkward. I  repositioned myself to ensure he didn't notice.

Along the way we stopped at my Uncle Bill's house (where we were told tornadoes had torn through his neighborhood the night before) and as we exited the car he greeted us with his newest invention- it was
called "bird poop soap" and he smirkingly made sure we all got a dollop before we entered the house. With each squirt of white lotion there was a small crusty portion of black and we all laughed so hard at the brilliance of it. I mentioned how happy I was that my own poop wasn't like that and he made sure to mention that his stool always had black crust on it.

The last thing I recall before waking up is playing with his tiny hairless dog which he was so proud of. Even more proud than his soap which I clearly had to disagree with.

Kasia and I were staying at someone's house and I was going to run out and get some food. As I got outside a woman with a dog had stopped by and was telling the owner of the house that she had received a lot of
complaints about their dog barking. It started pouring out and I started to look for my umbrella and then decided that I would stay in.

Next Kasia and I walked down the street to see a movie. When we got to the ticket window there were two guys about to buy some tickets. The show we wanted to see was either sold out or not playing at the time
and we were just debating on what to see when another group came up to us and handed us a ticket for Black Swan that they weren't going to use. As I reached for it the asshole in front of me jumped in front of me and grabbed it. I was so pissed and I grabbed a padlock and started smashing it into his face repeatedly. He just kept laughing until eventually he went down.

I was then with my old friend Floyd and as we ran around the corner I looked over my shoulder and saw a cop pulling up to the theater. We hid out in someone's apt and eventually Floyd left and the apt owners
friend came by. Kasia and I started packing our stuff (we were staying there so all of our clothes towels etc were there) and I was so nervous. Then our friend Jen Blanchard came home and we realized we were okay. There were three different bedrooms and as I walked through the house collecting our things I noticed there were girls changing out of their clothes in each different room. I peeked but acted like I wasn't looking. When we were about to leave I wondered if we would be able to get to the car with all our stuff (the car was still by the theatre) and get home without the cops finding me.

I was walking down a wide street and came upon a girl who was also walking alone. I commented on how refreshing it was to walk down such a huge uncrowded street and she expressed the same relief. I asked her
if she was from "here" and she said no, but we never got into details. Then she and I were at Charlie Sheen's house with a few of her friends and I was talking to Charlie as if we were old friends. I asked him if he had started the tour yet and he said he hadn't. He regretfully started telling me how he had started to pull out of some of them and I said "Well you can't cancel Radio City! You sold it out in half an hour!"

Next we were at a river's edge in India with Kasia and some friends (?) and a sadhu was showing us the importance of the long stick he had painted white. We made our way up to the top of a cliff and were watching the clouds when we all spotted this long, thin white cloud. We instantly recognized the face in the front of it as Atrayu from the movie "The Never-Ending Story" and I just flipped out. Everyone grabbed their
cameras and were snapping away but I couldn't seem to get my lens to fit on my camera. As the cloud passed I could still hear them snapping but for me it was too late. I yelled for Kasia to help me and as she worked to figure out the problem I headed back down to the water's edge and found Jarrod M. kicking around the white stick while the sadhu stared angrily at him. I ran over to tell him to stop and tried quickly to explain the significance of this holy staff and we quickly walked away before we upset him more.

We had all spent the rest of the day wandering through a huge museum with the three girls from Charlie Sheen's house and as we left I was reminded to get their phone numbers so we could keep in touch. We sat
with them awhile and one of them handed my friend David G. a lottery ticket but instead of lotto numbers it said "Sarah has a crush on you." Afterwards we were at someone's house packing up to get ready to go home. I wondered when I was supposed to go back to work and had no idea how I had been away or how I had gotten the time off. Someone reminded me of what I missed in the museum and one of them was kind enough to drop me off so I could quickly run through it again. I only got about 1/4 through it when I woke up.

I was walking down a country road with Kasia's sister and I was carrying around a camcorder. I was trying to rewind the tape as apparently there was a video of her in nothing but underpants. As she walked ahead of me I noticed she was wearing very short shorts which exposed the bottom of her buttcheeks so I started taping that instead.

Next I was in a small two-story building when someone informed me that the guest in room 5702 wanted some decaffeinated coffee. I thought someone was playing a joke on me until I realized that I was supposed to be at work. I started on my way and passed through a grocery store where I had hoped to use the restroom. A man before me had already gotten the key so I decided not to wait. As I passed by the restroom I noticed other people asking if they could go in but I didn't have the heart to put him in that position.

When I got home it was apparent that my sisters had a party the night before. Everyone was sleeping in all the different rooms, and I figured it would be a good opportunity to go online and look at porn. Two boys were already up so I went upstairs to the loft to use the computer and used the excuse that I was going to play video games. This was a bad plan since of course it made the boys want to join me.

Eventually I went down to my room (crazy how I still dream about being in my old room!) and as soon as I turned on my little TV a bunch of people came in to hang out and play video games. I decided to put on a video that showed a few friends and I playing pool on the craziest looking billiards table.

I had just woken up alone in an apartment on the 2nd floor, and
somehow I knew that I had priorly arranged to meet Kasia (or someone
else? Sara A.?) in the apartment next store when we awoke. The
agreement was that we had to be naked, and I guess I was skeptical of
her actually going through with it so I wrapped a sheet over myself
and went over to peek in and see. Sure enough, she was there
completely naked so I threw the sheet off and went in to meet her.

I can't recall a single moment about the rest of that day but by that
evening we were still in the apartment, only this time Sara A. and Jen
B. had joined us. The two of them were making out against the wall
while Kasia and I lay on the bed and I was hoping that we would be
able to switch at some point. Eventually Jen had fallen asleep next to
me on the bed and now it was Kasia and Sara making out and fondling
each other against that same wall. I wanted to enjoy it but I kept
wishing that it was a male that she was fooling around with, as it
would have been much more arousing to me.

When we woke up in the morning the large front windows blanketed the
entire apartment with a soft white glow. Kasia and Sara had already
woken up (or had they not yet slept?) and were once again/still
fooling around against the back wall, and when Jen woke up she smiled
at me and said something along the lines of "You know you want to try
me!" and without hesitation she sat up just enough to remove her white
t-shirt, which exposed an enormous tattoo which covered 75% of her
entire upper torso. I already had my shirt off, and as soon as we
removed our pants I climbed on top of her and before long I was gently
pushing myself inside of her.

I was facing the window as we fucked and just by chance I happened to
glance outside, only to find that there were about 5 guys on the
sidewalk with large cameras trying their best to get a shot of our
amazing situation. I was so annoyed, and as I debated whether or not
to stop and deal with them or just keep going I woke up before a
decision could be made.

I was in the kitchen of my parents' house and some of my sister Erin's friends were on their way over. When they arrived one of them stopped in front of the living room window and began humping a bush, and when
he got inside I asked him why he did that. He asked if I had ever been cliff jumping and I said "Ohh its because your balls itch from healing after they hit the water!" He went on to talk about how my cousin Adam got hurt because he went cliff jumping at night and didn't check to make sure there was water first.

My mom was at the Valley Fair Mall (at tiny mall near their house which no longer exists) and I decided to walk over and meet her so we could rent a movie together, but on the way over I ended up meeting up with my old friend John M.. Together we rode our motorbikes into Neenah so we could watch a parade where all the motorbikes come into the city.

We ended up in a large three story bar, and while I was there I noticed my old friends "Phish" and Tony ("Tones") walk in, so I ran over to give "Phish" a huge hug. I was so happy to see him and couldn't wait to talk to him and Tony. He asked what I was doing there and I told him that I had just flown in from India to be there and afterwards I would be flying back. Then I noticed that the rest of that gang of friends: Bob, Mykk, Mel and Jen were there as well and I was completely elated. Mykk quickly approached me but you could tell he was a bit hesitant to say hello. "I got that email you sent out last year (I suddenly remembered sending an email to everyone saying "Thanks for being such an amazing part of my life" even though in reality I never actually did) and it was a nice letter but it was all bullshit." I just smirked that "Of course you would, you arrogant pompous asshole" smirk and said "I really don't care what you thought of the letter. Being around you guys was some of the best years of my life and just because you don't like "Floyd" (another old friend from that circle) and some of of you may have personal vendettas, it doesn't change the fact that I still loved every minute of being with you."

Just then I realized that I had come with John (who had no idea who my other friends were) and I didn't want to ditch out on him so I went out looking for him. I went upstairs and found him completely wasted and passing out so I set him down on the floor where there were all of these cute girls hanging out. One of them was wearing a skirt and she had it hiked up and was pissing on the carpeting but no one seemed to mind. Some of the back splash landed on John and he woke up and tried to scream at her but he was too drunk to form a complete sentence. That's when I noticed that a bunch of the girls had taken off their clothes and were running around completely naked (one of them was an old schoolmate named Mandy M.). Their bodies were all erotically thick and plump and jiggly and I couldn't take my eyes off of them. It was wonderful.

I went back downstairs to talk to my old friends (i.e. "The Franks crew") for a bit but by the time I got back downstairs most of them had left already. Mel was still there and as I sat down next to her I noticed another girl next to us who was laying on her stomach. She had her pants off and just above the crack of her ass she had a slightly deformed yet perfectly working erect penis attached to her. When our eyes met she opened her mouth and I accepted the invitation by crawling over on my knees and sticking my cock onto her warm mouth. As she licked and sucked I stroked her cock as well, amazed by the realness of it. After a minute or so she stopped sucking me and stood up and asked "So where do you want it?" I asked her what she meant and she said "Didn't you ask me to pee on you?" I assured her that I didn't ask her for that (this time) and after a second of confusion she went back down to her stomach and took me back into her mouth. I told her that it had been over a week of abstinence so there was going to be a lot of cum but she didn't seem to care where it all went. I reached back to massage her asshole and she quickly reminded me that there was no touching allowed. "So I can't touch you at all now?" I was starting to get a bit impatient and turned off by her odd behavior when suddenly I heard Kasia's voice approaching the area where I was. I jumped up and remembered that I was married and that I was supposed to meet her but in the midst of getting my dick sucked I had completely forgotten about it.

I woke up here in Pushkar (India) before any trouble could come of it.