Kasia and I had taken a trip down to Florida (which actually resembled Arizona) and we decided to climb up into one of the canyons to go bike riding. As we were climbing we had discussed how we may want to move there since it was just so breathtaking.

As we approached the top of a gigantic rock I could tell that it was becoming much too steep to turn and climb back down so I just hoped that when we reached the top there would be a way to get back onto solid ground.

Kasia had become overheated and by the time I was able to push her up to the top she had become despondent and slumped down onto the rock. Unaware of her situation, I feared she would wake back up and try to get up so I stood still with her tightly between my feet.

As I looked around I realized that there was a spot where we could jump to solid ground but there was a five foot crevasse and I didn't want to risk it. We must have been hundreds of feet up and the rock we were on was about 15 feet in circumference so at this point I decided to just stay still and call 911.

I took out my cell phone and dialed the emergency button all the time realizing how much trouble this was going to get us into. A woman answered the phone and I had to try with all my might to keep composure. "Hi, my name is Kelly and my girlfriend...er...umm..WIFE are on top of a rock in the canyon and we have no way of getting down."

The first thing out of her mouth was a muttered "Yessssss" and I knew that she was happy to get such an exciting call. She put me on hold and looking around one last time for a way off the rock I noticed a small path that led down a trail. I stabilized Kasia on the rock as much as possible and ran down the trail as quickly as I could until I approached a gated house which blocked the trail. The gate was open and I ran inside to the back window and was able to open it up and climb through, and once I was the trail again I knew we were safe.

As I ran back to the rock I was becoming angry that I was still on hold with the operator because I wanted to tell her that we were okay and no longer needed assistance. But as I ran I could hear the emergency helicopter roaring over the tree tops, and by the time I arrived there were about 20 various emergency personnel rushing around the scene. Kasia had already been pulled onto solid ground and although I knew we would probably be charged hundreds of dollars for this, at least Kasia was going to be okay.

I was working in a dim lit factory and I had my own little section away from everyone else. My old co-worker Steven Schlanger was there and he has just pulled me aside to tell me he was going to be in Brooklyn with some friends that evening and he wanted some ideas as to where he should take them.

The entire time I was there you could sense this tension of strict management and everyone acted as if we would get in trouble at any time. We were both standing next to one of those spinning racks that held Christmas cards and as we talked we would remove a card and pretend to read it so the boss wouldn't suspect anything.

As Steven and I spoke I noticed Kasia had shown up, so I headed back to my work area to talk to her. When I got there she was on the other side of a large gate that separated me from the next work section and as she spoke to me I could see her standing next to my co-worker Chris (from Security).

"I'm going to move in with (her co-worker) Katie."

I had no idea why she was telling me this.

"It's the only way I'm going to be able to afford to get my breast surgery."

I was shocked and pissed. "So you want ME to pay for your share of the rent so YOU can get your breasts done?!" I WON'T do it, I'm telling you right now!" (even though in reality I do pay all the rent so it wouldn't have mattered anyways.)

I asked her how much the surgery would be and she said "six hundred dollars." I told her I'd just pay for them rather than having her move out and as I was saying this I started to think "Why am I arguing about this? How cool that this is what she wants to do? I would have paid for it anyways!"

I could see Chris smirking as we talked and I decided to amuse him. "Fine. I'll pay for the surgery, but you're getting Double D's."

We were at a party at someones house and everyone was in the kitchen. Everyone was hanging out and getting ready for the trip we were about to take. I went into the living room and found Kasia's co-worker Lisa sitting in a chair eating chocolate chip cookies from a large Ziploc bag.
I sat down next to her and she reached over and discreetly rubbed her hand along my crotch.

Another girl came in and sat on the other side of her and as I reached in for a cookie I made sure to dig to the bottom so my thumb rubbed along her lips. Fearing that her friend would get the hint I said "Oops!" and moved the bag closer to her knees so it was away from her crotch.

Later I was in a large building looking for my friends. I walked down to one wing of the building and noticed hundreds of girls showering and changing and I realized I accidentally walked into the girls dressing room. I tried to escape quickly but all of the doors around me were locked so I was forced to turn around and walk back through the area again.

I kept my head down but was peeking as much as I could. ;)

The dream started out with me and Kasia hanging out in these strange, gigantic bamboo cages outside of someones house. A lemming had squeezed through the bars and even though it wasn't causing any threat we still kicked and yelled at it to ensure it left us alone.

The dream switched over to us attending a pool party with a bunch of people. I went inside to the bathroom and found my Texan friend Heather doing her hair and she had a small bottle of coke sitting on the sink. I asked if I could see it and when she handed it to me I shook the bottle so that a layer had stuck to my finger. I quickly took a sniff and walked back out to the pool before any suspicions arose.

When I got back to the pool all of the colors around me were so intense and I wondered how long it would take for the coke so fully kick in. My heart was slightly racing and I worried that I would become nervous and panicky but I never did. I was walking around with only a shirt on and at first I felt a bit awkward but slowly I became more comfortable with it when it appeared no one seemed to care. My mom was in the pool and as I knelt down we discussed how good the coke was, and how we were at that perfect level where our heartbeats weren't too out of control. I didn't tell Kasia I had taken it because I didn't want to get her mad.

I jumped into the pool, and as I waded around there was a cute girl there who swam over to me and began licking my left nipple. As she did this I reached under her shirt and pinched her nipple, amazed at my good fortune.

Moments later everyone got out of the pool and I ran into my old friend Craig Uhlenbrauck who was sitting on a couch nearby. I sat down next to him to make some small talk as his girlfriend proceeded to take some pics of the two of us together. After everyone was dressed we made our way outside, where a huge storm was approaching. Everyone scrambled to get inside but it hit too quickly for some of us to get back to the house. The wind was so powerful and we ended up seeking shelter on the side of a neighbor's house until it passed.

The dream ended with me and the nipple girl walking on one side of the street while Kasia and our friend Amanda walked on the other (not in a bad way; we were just going to separate places). Nipple girl wanted to stop and get some coffee so we stopped at a shop near a small zoo so she could get one to go.

I woke up as I waited outside for her.

I was in a basement with Kasia, Hilary and some other girl, and I was eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Kasia kept getting me ice throughout the night and I had been crushing the cubes in a bowl by hand to use it for making red margaritas for everyone.

At some point Kasia had fallen asleep and as I poured my self another bowl of cereal Hilary asked if she could have some. I poured her a huge bowl of Fruity Pebbles and was so excited to surprise her with this beautiful bowl of delicious colors (can you tell I skipped dinner last night?).
When I gave it to her the other girl asked if she could have another margarita and I was so annoyed that I would have to get up and crush some more ice instead of enjoying my cereal time with Hilary.

Later, this mystery girl and I were up on the rooftop with my cousin Christian as Hilary and Kasia slept down in the basement. The girl was wearing a big blue bridesmaids dress and was laying directly on top of me facing up at the stars. I was holding her around her waist, and as we all sat and talked I was talking with my hands, and as I set them back down I rested them on her bare thighs.

Instantly I realized I hardly knew this girl and I quickly removed them and put them back onto her stomach before the situation had a chance to become awkward. She must have already taken the hint because the next thing I knew she had indiscreetly slipped off of me from the waist down and was now softly rubbing my crotch with her hand.

I was surprised at her willingness, and Christian, taking the hint, excused himself and got up to go back down to the basement.

Once we were alone the girl turned around and started kissing me as our hands started exploring each others' curves. I was so excited because I had always wanted to know what it was like to slide my hands down the front of a big wedding gown but my alarm woke me up before I had my chance.

Curse the morning!!!

I was in Brooklyn with my dad watching TV, and I told him I was going out for a bit and he asked if I wanted to go see a movie. We ended up going to a bar to hang out with some of his friends, who turned out to be my uncle Tom and Bill G.

Next, I was in a gas station which I believe was down the street from where I was living in this dream, and I was buying a rose, cough drops, a Mounds candy bar, and some doughnuts. On the wall next to the cash register there was an ad displaying a used Cutlass for sale. It was $400.00 and I remember debating whether or not I needed a car.

The cashier was a friend of mine (?) and he was having troubles adding up all of my items.
When I got outside my friend Cassaundra came running up to see me. We were so happy to see each other. While she was laughing I leaned in and kissed her on the mouth and it made it awkward since her mouth was wide open.

A group of people came out of the gas station and a girl was holding a doughnut complaining that it was stale. She saw that I had doughnuts as well and asked me if mine was stale as well and I let her squeeze one just to check. When she found that mine was fresher she was upset and didn't want hers anymore. As she was about to throw it away a friend of mine (?) asked if she could have it since she didn't mind if it was stale.

I was staying in a dorm with my old High School friends John M. (my old bassist), Kevin R. and my co-worker Fran. It was late at night, and as we all lay down to sleep the boys went to sleep on the bed and I ended up spooning with Fran on a small couch that was barely wide enough to support our bodies. As she turned to lay on her stomach I stayed on my side and hugged the side of her body, allowing my cock to be known by pressing it against her thigh. I slowly rubbed my right hand down the small of her back until it had slid down her panties, resting my middle finger in the top of her butt crack (much like I do with Kasia). I told her that sleeping this way helps me to sleep and it seemed to amuse her.

The next morning the boys headed out for a bit and Fran and I stayed in the dorm. I don't recall the conversation surrounding it, but before I knew it I was pulling down her pants and panties and removed mine as well. I pushed her legs towards her torso until her knees were kissing her shoulders and brought my face down to her crotch so I could see her genitalia in great detail.

Somehow she had flipped around onto her knees so that her asshole was above her pussy lips, and I just sat staring at her smooth, tight, hairless asshole. I was close enough to inhale all of her wonderful scents and even debated running my tongue across all of her folds and holes it but I didn't want to do anything that may aggravate her or make her feel uncomfortable. I knelt above her and started stroking my cock, making sure she had a good view of what I was doing. She giggled and made little typical "Franish" comments like "ohhh niiicce!" and "oh my gooodddd..." and I remember how great if felt to finally be naked with her.

I was stroking hard at this point, and I told her I was going to come all over her asshole. I steered the head of my cock until it was less than an inch from the hole and debated pushing the tip in so I could cum inside of her but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

I was having troubles bringing myself to climax so I began rubbing my nipples in the hopes I could explode all over her before she changed her mind or lost interest.

I woke up before either one of them happened.

The dream started off with a party in someones apartment on the second floor. I was dating my friend Hilary and we were all playing a game called 'How Well Do You Know Someone?' where one person has to guess what another person would say in a given situation (I'm guessing my subconscious was thinking of 'The Newlywed Game'). My ex-girlfriend Emily was there as well and we were getting along really well. However, every time I answered a correct quote about Hilary I could see her become upset with me. She seemed to be mad at the fact that I knew Hilary as well as I knew her.

At one point Emily left the room and one of the guys was commenting on how beautiful she was. I turned to my friend (I'm pretty sure it was my friend Dave G.) and said "How could he possibly think she is cuter than Hil? She is the hottest girl ever!"

He and I talked for a bit longer and I recall being so happy that I finally had a close male friend to talk and hang out with.

Somehow the apartment turned into the hotel and I was arguing with these three foreign men about making dinner reservations somewhere and I was so pissed off about having to be dealing with euro-trash as usual.

The dream then went back to the apartment where Dave and I were about to head out somewhere. As soon as we went downstairs and left the building I realized that I had left my glasses in his room. He gave me the keys to go back in and as I approached the staircase there was as mall boy there who was unable to get into his apartment. I walked him upstairs and got him to his door and I was happy that I had forgotten my glasses because otherwise the boy would have been stuck at the bottom of the staircase.

In the next part of the dream I was in a parking lot in front of my friend Tara H.'s apartment. I was playing around with the gas tank beneath the seat of her motorcycle and I found that if I lifted the seat a certain way it would allow the gas tank to fill up for free. The problem was that I wasn't sure of how to stop the gas from pouring, so after the tank was full the gas continued to pour out until a huge puddle had formed around me. When Tara came out I explained what was happening and she just smiled calmly and suggested we light a match and burn it up. I thought it was a terrible idea, but she lit it anyways.

Before she was able to ignite the puddle the entire city was hit with a flood and we spent a while wading in the waist-high water trying to get to higher ground. I was carrying something really heavy on my back and a guy beside me made me carry something else on my waist and I was so upset to be so weighed down.

In the last dream some friends and I were walking through an Asian families house and we couldn't figure out how to get out. I was separated from the rest of my group and ended up in the kitchen area where the mom poured water over some green grapes and it turned them into soap. She offered me the bowl and even though I didn't want any I took a big piece anyways just so I wouldn't offend her.

Eventually the rest of the group found me and we all left with little pieces of soap in our hands. We used it as we walked into a park across the street and it was awful so we threw it out and tried to find a water fountain so we could wash it off.

In the first dream I was in a house that sat on the side of a set of railroad tracks with a large fence that separated it from me and my neighbors. Looking back now it was very reminiscent of large dog kennels with the fences going all the way up to the house on each side and the top left open.

Each night a train would stop in front of the house to drop off the never ending flood of Albanian refugees who were seeking a place to stay. They would run up to the homes where people would open their gates and give them shelter for the night.

We were waiting for a friend to arrive on one of the trains (I believe it was an old acquaintance of mine from the Emily/Nikki/Kate circle named Jodi D.), and we had the house all set up to welcome her. There was a drummer playing along to songs karaoke style, and behind him was a large white screen that hung from the ceiling. On the screen we had random pictures of people in strange predicaments and their faces were removed so that one of us in the room could place our faces in the void instead. We laughed so hard at the various facial expressions I was making as we waited for our friend to arrive.

A short while later I went outside and waited for her in the darkness behind the fence. The first train pulled up and all of the refugees poured out like zombies, wandering up to all of the houses hoping for someone to open the fence. I tried my best to go unnoticed but one of them saw me and before I knew it they were everywhere. They began banging on my fence, and eventually they had started to climb up to the top where I was helpless to stop them. Just as the first one had successfully climbed over and jumped down next to me Kasia must have bumped me because I woke up pushing her away as if she was trying to get in as well.

In the next dream I had just punched in for my shift working in a wood shop. I was holding a piece of wood and as I brought it to my nose I inhaled deeply and said "Ahhhhh...there’s nothing like the smell of pine in the morning!"

I looked over to see Kramer from Seinfeld shopping in the aisles. He picked out a small storage bin and as he walked further down the aisle he kept finding bigger and bigger ones. Eventually he was looking at the storage boxes which held the storage boxes and I took him outside and said "You call than an office? Now THIS is an office!" as we stared at the huge tree fort of my place of employment in all its glory.

I turned around to find a large wooden house that was in complete disrepair, and a woman came outside to tell Kasia and I that the owner would like us to take some pictures of the house for her. I was so excited!

I was wading in the water next to a large rock formation and as I looked closer into the water I could see that the rock had been carved into feet. It was a large elephant stone and I realized I was in India. I climbed up to the top where I found my mom and dad amidst a crowd of people who were all participating in a game of some sort. As soon as they noticed I was there I was encouraged to be the next contestant, and before I knew it I was whisked off stage and taken to an area where I could change and get ready for the game.

I went into the bathroom and started peeing into this strange conglomeration of urinals that stood together in the middle of the room. My pee stream was stronger than I anticipated and I ended up peeing over the urinals and onto the door frame behind them. I finished up as quickly as I could before anyone came in and saw what I had done.

In the other dream Kasia and I were moving into a new apartment and we were busy packing things up in preparation for the move. While we were in the new apartment I came into the living room to discover a young man in his early twenties standing there with the front door open behind him. Kasia and I started yelling at him to “Get the f@ck out of our apartment” and as he left I followed him across the hall to see where he lived. When he opened his door and entered his apartment I could see a bunch of Asian guys all huddled up on a couch playing video games.

Later on I was walking down the street with an Asian friend of mine (no one I actually know) and I told him about this kid and his apartment, and my friend said "Oh yeah, that's where the Asian Kings live" (I can't recall the exact name of their gang now but it was similar to this). He went on to explain how they came into power and I was afraid of what they might do to me now that I chased one of their friends out of my apartment.