My old work friends Chad and Becky B. were at an after-work party and I was drinking a Dark & Stormy. I asked Chad if he wanted one and he said "No, I don't drink that crap anymore. Ever since I became a parent I grew up and became responsible."

Then I was at a bar with the cast of "How I Met Your Mother" and we were all sitting around tables watching the show which was being shown on a big screen for the entire bar. I was sitting in front of Neil Patrick Harris and occasionally we would turn and laugh sarcastically at each other during a funny part. I felt so cool watching everyone else look at me with those expressions that say "Wow, he's actually friends with them!"

Next, I was at a house in a bathtub with Kasia on the set of a TV show and Kasia had just gotten out of the tub. There was a girl in another bathtub in front of me, and I had this brilliant idea: I jumped out of my tub and went over to hers and pretended to jump into it. She was startled and laughed as she tried to cover herself up, and I got a quick peek at her naked body before she covered it. I tried to explain that it would make a good addition to the story because in the story she was so relieved to finally have the tub to herself and then here I come in to ruin it for her.

She, Kasia and another girl were in the dream for awhile and we were all packing up to leave. Eventually we made it down to the subway and we were all separated from each other while trying to figure out which trains would take us to the area we were trying to get to.

My friend Jeremiah was suddenly with me and he was with a bunch of his friends. He told me that he was going to stay behind and so I gave him a goodbye hug and headed up to find the "N" or "R" train. I got on the train and I was the only non-Asian person, and I kept hoping that I would make it to right destination, as I had no idea where I was supposed to be going.