I was hanging out on the balcony of my old friend Jeremy R.'s apartment (Floyd) with one other friend (?) and we were listening to an advertisement about a new McDonald's that you could only get to by jumping from one building to another. As the commercial was still playing we noticed a McDonald's delivery man jumping off of a balcony in the building adjacent to Jeremy's. I was amazed by this new discovery and practically begged the other two to jump over to it with me but neither of them would do it.

Next I was driving down an old dirt road and I came upon a huge field with tall grass and beautiful dandelions and wheat stalks sprinkled throughout. I got out of my car and walked into the field and lay down, wondering how long it had been since I was able to do such a wonderful thing. I debated taking off all of my clothes and pleasuring myself in the isolated openness of my surroundings, but before the thought could come to fruition another car pulled up with a family in it and suddenly I was forced to share my beautiful seclusion.