The dream started out in a car on the way back to my parents' house with my dad driving. We had just picked up and old neighbor of my grandma named Kelly W. and she was going to be babysitting my sisters that night. They were going to pay Kelly and her sister Jen $250.00 each but I reminded my dad that I would be able to help out for free since I'd be home anyways.

I was living back at my parents house and my room was still in the basement, only my bed was just a mattress at the bottom of the stairs. When we got home I went down to my room and I was so excited for my parents to leave because I knew I'd have about an hour to jerk off to some porn. Once inside I noticed a cassette tape laying next to the stereo, and when I pushed play it was a tape of me convincing my ex-girlfriend Emily to have sex with me. I was being all funny and nonchalant and as I listened to her give in I pictured us peeling each others clothes off and fucking as the morning light became brighter, making its way into the basement and illuminating our bodies dancing naked on the small red mattress.

At the same time I could see my sister (who couldn't have been older than three) up in her room playing with a remote control and she was able to tune in to the video of Emily and I fucking and I was so embarrassed.

Next I was at my friend Jen B's place, which was a house on the outskirts of Appleton with beautiful views of the landscape from her upstairs windows. I was downstairs in the basement with some girl while everyone else was upstairs and she was leaning against a dresser with her back to me, obviously prepared for a sexual encounter. I wasn't sure how "ready" she was so I pulled down her pants and kneeled down to lick her crotch to lube it with my saliva. I had just stood up and was entering her from behind when we heard someone coming downstairs so we quickly pulled our pants up before they found out. It ended up being bunch of people who came down to watch TV so we knew we wouldn't have another chance.

Within minutes of being in that room I wandered into another room in the basement area, only this time I was met by a smaller framed girl who obviously wanted to fuck me. She was skinny with A cup breasts (basically the complete opposite of what I'm attracted to) but it had been a long time since someone was so attracted to me and I decided to give it a try.

She was wearing a tan/gold colored dress and when she laid down on the bed her breasts completely disappeared and I stared at her flat chest through the thin material, which was nothing more than two nipples sticking up. I went down by her legs and stuck my hand up her skirt, rubbing her lips through her dark blue panties, knowing how turned on she was getting. The strange part of this dream was that I was suddenly made aware of being married to Kasia (she normally doesn't exist in these sex dreams) and I couldn't bring myself to go any further.

There was some commotion in the room above us and I ran upstairs to find that a tornado was making its way across Appleton. I desperately tried to contact my sisters and felt terrible because I knew I was supposed to be watching them and I knew how scared they must have been. I scrambled around trying to find my camera but I couldn't find all of the pieces which frustrated me to no end. By the time I had the camera assembled it was too late- the tornado had already passed and the sky was getting too dark to take a pic.

I went back downstairs and found myself at my co-worker Fran's house. Her husband was gone, her kids were sleeping in the other room and we were laying on her bed talking about nothing in particular. I reached my hand over and started to rub her lips through the fabric of her red pajama bottoms, and she let me do it for a bit before smirking and taking my hand away, gently letting me know that there would be no hanky- panky that fine evening.

Next, Kasia and I had just returned home from somewhere and we were outside looking for our keys. A bunch of other people had come up behind us and were now waiting to get in as well. Through the glass of the door I could see Jim Parsons (from the TV show 'Big Bang Theory') talking to a friend and when he saw us outside he came to the door to let us in. As we walked into the foyer (which looked like the lobby of a fancy hotel like St. Regis or The Plaza) we passed Jim and his friend and I said "Thanks Mr. Parsons" and he smiled so big it was clear that he was honored to be recognized.

We started to make our way up the grand staircase which stood in the middle of the room and all of the other people who were outside followed us up as well. When we got halfway up I could tell that Kasia was completely starstruck (which never happens) and after we let everyone else pass us we turned around and went back downstairs to sit on one of the beautiful couches in the hopes that Jim and his friend would come over and talk to us.

We could hear them in the next room (which was a kitchen) discussing which types of eggs to use and Jim was discussing the importance of using organic eggs. At that point Kasia had figured out that the other guy was the child actor from Jerry Maguire, only now he was our age. When he came out of the kitchen he sat down in a chair across from us and immediately I could tell that it wasn't the kid she had thought. He was holding a carton of brown organic eggs and he was shaking them to reveal that they were liquefied.

Before I could say a word he sat up and threw it at me, and as made contact with my chest a small green yolk popped out as the rest of it stayed intact. As I picked it up he threw two more at me and I yelled out to ask him what he was doing. Luckily they were only breaking where the yolk hit the shell so I wasn't getting very wet and as I gathered them up I began throwing them back and he laughed harder and harder as each one made a thud against his face. I was so confused as to why he was so amused and I couldn't enjoy it because I was afraid of Jim coming into the room and getting pissed off at us.

I woke up before I could find out.