The dream started off with a party in someones apartment on the second floor. I was dating my friend Hilary and we were all playing a game called 'How Well Do You Know Someone?' where one person has to guess what another person would say in a given situation (I'm guessing my subconscious was thinking of 'The Newlywed Game'). My ex-girlfriend Emily was there as well and we were getting along really well. However, every time I answered a correct quote about Hilary I could see her become upset with me. She seemed to be mad at the fact that I knew Hilary as well as I knew her.

At one point Emily left the room and one of the guys was commenting on how beautiful she was. I turned to my friend (I'm pretty sure it was my friend Dave G.) and said "How could he possibly think she is cuter than Hil? She is the hottest girl ever!"

He and I talked for a bit longer and I recall being so happy that I finally had a close male friend to talk and hang out with.

Somehow the apartment turned into the hotel and I was arguing with these three foreign men about making dinner reservations somewhere and I was so pissed off about having to be dealing with euro-trash as usual.

The dream then went back to the apartment where Dave and I were about to head out somewhere. As soon as we went downstairs and left the building I realized that I had left my glasses in his room. He gave me the keys to go back in and as I approached the staircase there was as mall boy there who was unable to get into his apartment. I walked him upstairs and got him to his door and I was happy that I had forgotten my glasses because otherwise the boy would have been stuck at the bottom of the staircase.

In the next part of the dream I was in a parking lot in front of my friend Tara H.'s apartment. I was playing around with the gas tank beneath the seat of her motorcycle and I found that if I lifted the seat a certain way it would allow the gas tank to fill up for free. The problem was that I wasn't sure of how to stop the gas from pouring, so after the tank was full the gas continued to pour out until a huge puddle had formed around me. When Tara came out I explained what was happening and she just smiled calmly and suggested we light a match and burn it up. I thought it was a terrible idea, but she lit it anyways.

Before she was able to ignite the puddle the entire city was hit with a flood and we spent a while wading in the waist-high water trying to get to higher ground. I was carrying something really heavy on my back and a guy beside me made me carry something else on my waist and I was so upset to be so weighed down.

In the last dream some friends and I were walking through an Asian families house and we couldn't figure out how to get out. I was separated from the rest of my group and ended up in the kitchen area where the mom poured water over some green grapes and it turned them into soap. She offered me the bowl and even though I didn't want any I took a big piece anyways just so I wouldn't offend her.

Eventually the rest of the group found me and we all left with little pieces of soap in our hands. We used it as we walked into a park across the street and it was awful so we threw it out and tried to find a water fountain so we could wash it off.

In the first dream I was in a house that sat on the side of a set of railroad tracks with a large fence that separated it from me and my neighbors. Looking back now it was very reminiscent of large dog kennels with the fences going all the way up to the house on each side and the top left open.

Each night a train would stop in front of the house to drop off the never ending flood of Albanian refugees who were seeking a place to stay. They would run up to the homes where people would open their gates and give them shelter for the night.

We were waiting for a friend to arrive on one of the trains (I believe it was an old acquaintance of mine from the Emily/Nikki/Kate circle named Jodi D.), and we had the house all set up to welcome her. There was a drummer playing along to songs karaoke style, and behind him was a large white screen that hung from the ceiling. On the screen we had random pictures of people in strange predicaments and their faces were removed so that one of us in the room could place our faces in the void instead. We laughed so hard at the various facial expressions I was making as we waited for our friend to arrive.

A short while later I went outside and waited for her in the darkness behind the fence. The first train pulled up and all of the refugees poured out like zombies, wandering up to all of the houses hoping for someone to open the fence. I tried my best to go unnoticed but one of them saw me and before I knew it they were everywhere. They began banging on my fence, and eventually they had started to climb up to the top where I was helpless to stop them. Just as the first one had successfully climbed over and jumped down next to me Kasia must have bumped me because I woke up pushing her away as if she was trying to get in as well.

In the next dream I had just punched in for my shift working in a wood shop. I was holding a piece of wood and as I brought it to my nose I inhaled deeply and said "Ahhhhh...there’s nothing like the smell of pine in the morning!"

I looked over to see Kramer from Seinfeld shopping in the aisles. He picked out a small storage bin and as he walked further down the aisle he kept finding bigger and bigger ones. Eventually he was looking at the storage boxes which held the storage boxes and I took him outside and said "You call than an office? Now THIS is an office!" as we stared at the huge tree fort of my place of employment in all its glory.

I turned around to find a large wooden house that was in complete disrepair, and a woman came outside to tell Kasia and I that the owner would like us to take some pictures of the house for her. I was so excited!

I was wading in the water next to a large rock formation and as I looked closer into the water I could see that the rock had been carved into feet. It was a large elephant stone and I realized I was in India. I climbed up to the top where I found my mom and dad amidst a crowd of people who were all participating in a game of some sort. As soon as they noticed I was there I was encouraged to be the next contestant, and before I knew it I was whisked off stage and taken to an area where I could change and get ready for the game.

I went into the bathroom and started peeing into this strange conglomeration of urinals that stood together in the middle of the room. My pee stream was stronger than I anticipated and I ended up peeing over the urinals and onto the door frame behind them. I finished up as quickly as I could before anyone came in and saw what I had done.

In the other dream Kasia and I were moving into a new apartment and we were busy packing things up in preparation for the move. While we were in the new apartment I came into the living room to discover a young man in his early twenties standing there with the front door open behind him. Kasia and I started yelling at him to “Get the f@ck out of our apartment” and as he left I followed him across the hall to see where he lived. When he opened his door and entered his apartment I could see a bunch of Asian guys all huddled up on a couch playing video games.

Later on I was walking down the street with an Asian friend of mine (no one I actually know) and I told him about this kid and his apartment, and my friend said "Oh yeah, that's where the Asian Kings live" (I can't recall the exact name of their gang now but it was similar to this). He went on to explain how they came into power and I was afraid of what they might do to me now that I chased one of their friends out of my apartment.

I was in a rehearsal for a Broadway show and since I had no idea what was going on I had to improvise. There was a part at the finale where there were these three circular platforms that spun around on one post and we were supposed to dance on all three of them but I got confused so I just held on to the middle pole until the end of the song.

Afterwards there was celebrating and happiness all around, and it felt great. I was laughing about having to hold onto the pole and the two friends I was with were very supportive and told me that I did great seeing at it was my first time on stage.

I went back to the dorms where everyone was living and as I walked down the hall it just felt right. I knew what I had to do.

I ran up to my two new friends and told them the good news: I was going apply for school and if I was accepted I would move into the dorms with them. I was going to be a Broadway performer.

More celebrating and happiness ensued and it was such a great feeling to have this new purpose in life and a new circle of friends.

Later on I wandered down the hall to one of the dorm rooms were everyone was staying and I was looking for some new underwear. Everyone came in as I was doing this and I could see the girls all looking down at me with these terrified eyes. As I walked back to the other dorm room I looked down to find that my dick was shriveled up to the point where just the head was peeking out of my body. I was horrified.

Later (when I was dressed and the embarrassment had worn off) a few of my new friends came running down to my room to tell me the good news: one of the classrooms has just gotten a big litter of puppies! Everyone ran out to see them while I put on my sandals and ran around trying to find my friend Michael B. so he could join us to see the puppies.

I was attending a church mass with my co-worker Jarrod and I was so relieved when he started joking around with me because I didn't want to be there and was happy he felt the same way. We ended up sneaking out and ended up in the back room of the church which acted as a thrift store. We tried to be quiet at first but we had to fill up my go-kart and charge the battery which made a loud noise when charging, so eventually we didn't care if everyone heard us. We were skipping church and we were proud of it. Jarrod even spotted an awesome silver go kart for $2000 and although it was way out of his price range we still considered buying it.

Somehow my old childhood friend Chris P. showed up and we rode a virtual reality ride together, which was still in the thrift store area. We made a few jokes and references to things that we did as kids and I was really excited about the prospects of being able to potentially hang out more with him and reminisce about the old days.

After all that I ended up in a banquet hall which had a huge fireplace, and as I walked by it I noticed there was an infant laying in the ashes. I quickly tugged it out by its legs and brushed the ash off of his little head. He was as tiny as a doll but heavy like a real baby and I remember laying it across my forearm with its head in my palm and thinking "Oh man, I am SO going to take care of this beautiful precious thing."

Afterwards I ran over to the restaurant where my friends Monica and Brian B.(Cassaundra's friend) were working, which in reality was on the corner of Varick and Carmine Street in the West Village. They were already on shift so we just made some jokes through the front door before I headed over to some building where I met back up with Jarrod.

He had a baby who he was taking care of as well, although it was much larger than mine. The baby kept falling down and hurting itself and I was thinking "Man, I am so glad my baby is so much cuter than this his."

The building soon filled up with people and we found ourselves in the midst of an enormous game of laser tag. It was awesome.

It started with a party up at a cottage that was part of a row of cottages set along a large lake in the middle of a forest. There were a ton of people around and everyone was watching TV and discussing various reality show characters. I proudly announced that I don't know a single one of the people they were talking about. A moment later someone turned on a baseball game so I went down by my mom's van which was near the dock and took a shower because my hair smelled.
Later I was in the kitchen of one of the cottages with my aunt Kathy Heckert. A woman who resembled my old neighbor Joan Uhlenbrauck was there with us and she was making fun of atheists. Kathy interrupted her and said "Hey, don't make fun of atheists-some of my closest friends are atheists."
"Exactly!" I shouted. "I am an atheist and I still love everyone, which is more than I can say about most religious people." Kathy and I traded glances and suddenly we were just a tad closer than we were a minute ago.

We ended up back outside and Kasia went out to the end of the dock and jumped onto a white stabilized raft which was anchored to the bottom of the lake. She jumped from raft to raft to get back to our cottage area a few houses down and everyone watched to see if she'd make it. She motioned for me to join her but I was wearing a slightly tight dress or skirt of some sort so I knew I wouldn't be able to jump as far as I needed to.

I was still out on the dock when suddenly I was stalked by a man who chased me to the end of the pier and once I couldn't go any further he asked "How do you feel about the war?"

"There is no war anymore!" I replied.

"How do you know?"

"Because I watch the news."

As I say this I begin to climb this big, thick rope that held a ship tightly to the dock and as I get further up the rope the old wooden worn out exterior of the ship began to break away, revealing a beautiful shiny new red exterior beneath it.

The man kidnapped me and we ended up taking the ship over to this big Utopian paradise where everyone wore flowers and robes (think "Hair: The Musical"). I ran ahead of the group and hid beneath the boards of a long, wooden bridge and everyone tried to find me as they walked over it.

The main kings, etc. walked right over me and I could hear them brainstorming about all the clever creative ways I could have hidden myself. At the end of the line a commoner/simpleton looked down and noticed me. I smiled and jumped out and told him "Its a lot easier than that, guys- you just have to stop thinking too much."

At the end of the bridge everyone began to dance and march in a big circle and somehow I ended up in the middle of the line so I decided to go the opposite direction in order to catch up with the main guys in the front. Everyone marching was looking at me with eyes that said "You're going the wrong way!" but I didn't care- I knew I wouldn't get into trouble because it was apparent that I was now their king.

(And no, I did NOT watch "Where the Wild Things Are" last night) =)

I was in my old bedroom in the basement of my parents' house on Hemlock Lane and Kasia was lying on the waterbed with my old friend Melissa C. They were laughing and giggling and I was preoccupied with something else when Kasia says "So we have a surprise for you! We've been planning this for a long time now, and I think it's about time to tell you." I said "Okaaayyyy." trying to sound pessimistic but secretly hoping for the best. " One of these days we want you to buy us ice cream, but we won't be using it to eat."

They smiled their mischievous smiles and I grinned a dream-come-true grin.

Melissa was just laying there smiling so beautifully and I thought to myself "Who knows if this will ever really happen. All I know is that they are willing to RIGHT NOW so I had better jump on this opportunity while they are both still willing." I crawled on top of Mel and started kissing her with the deepest, most sensual kiss I could muster up, and before I knew it we were undressing ourselves and preparing to fuck like rabbits. I stood up to try and get my shirt off but it was much too tight so Kasia had to pull on my sleeves until the shirt was practically ruined.

I didn't care. I wanted to taste her immediately. I fell back onto the bed and resumed kissing her, my hand slowly moving down to gently pinch her nipples and eventually sliding down to caress the inner folds of her wet swollen lips. I recall thinking how strange it was to touch another woman's body, and how I actually disliked how awkward it was to not know her body as well as Kasia's. I like the comfort of being with the same body for many years because you know exactly what to do with it.

My mouth went south and latched onto her right nipple, and I softly sucked and licked while my eyes gazed at Kasia. I wanted her to look at me and see me checking her out but her eyes were too busy watching our hands and bodies dance and move around like ballerinas on a stage.

Suddenly there was a noise outside of my door and I thought my mom had decided to do some laundry, as the machines are right outside of my room. I jumped out of bed and flew to the door, turning the lock just as someone had attempted to turn the knob.

*Knock* *Knock* "Hello?" It was my Uncle Ron.

"Ummm... Hey Uncle Ron! I'll be out later!"

I could hear scrambling behind me. Panic. Clothes being frantically thrown back on. It was the sound of dreams coming to an end and I didn't like it.

The door popped open and there stood my uncle and cousin, smiles galore and not a clue as to what they were ruining. I could see my uncle's reaction as he noticed the two girls behind me and I looked at him and said "I said I will be out LATER."

I closed the door and turned around, ready to make the most important reassurance speech of my life. "Don’t worry, they won't come back in. It's fine." etc. etc.

I was able to get Mel to remove her clothes again, and even though I knew we would have to finish the session with a bit more urgency, I still wanted nothing more than to taste every inch of her.

As she laid back down on the bed she took out these little gloves that had these little pads on the fingertips which vibrated when pressure was applied. I put one on and began massaging her g-spot as my mouth found its way back to her nipples. Eventually she took the glove and began using it on herself, and I thought it would be a nice opportunity to continue exploring with my free hand.

I slowly went around and started massaging her butt cheeks with my hand, and just as my fingers were about to make it around to her asshole the door reopened and a little girl came in to say hello. I jumped up and pushed her out of the room, and as I closed the door I noticed everyone outside just sitting around a table in the dark talking and waiting for me to come out.

I slammed the door shut but it kept popping back open, and I quickly realized that it was broken. I slammed it a few more times just to let them all know that I was upset, and as I laid back down I knew this session wasn't going to go any further until possibly another time.

I remember telling myself that I wouldn’t be using ice cream when that day came either. I wouldn't want it to mask the tastes and smells of her.

The future couldn't come soon enough.

Kasia, Amanda, Cassaundra, LoAnJo and I had all made it over to Amanda's house (yes, she had a house!) and we were all just laughing and doing random stuff. I had been laying on her couch, and eventually Cassaundra came over and laid down next to me. Kasia had gone upstairs to the bathroom and LoAnJo and Amanda were in the other room, and suddenly I found myself cupping Cassaundra’s breasts and giving them little squeezes over her shirt.

Eventually we all made our way upstairs to the bedrooms and I went into the bathroom to change into my jogging pants so we could go to bed. Amanda and LoAnJo were on one bed and Cassaundra, Kasia and I were on the other. Kasia got up to go to the bathroom and before I knew it, Cassaundra had pulled the sheet up to her neck and I wasted no time in reaching down and pulling her shirt and bra up over her breasts so I could play with her nipples.

The next thing I know we are all wandering through the house of some African American family and we were trying to figure out how to get out without making it obvious that someone was in their house. We had made our way to the patio door and just before I awoke we were deciding whether or not we would run out or just casually walk out through the neighbor's yards and back onto the street.

It started off with me and a bunch of friends eating dinner up on the top floor of this huge house. There was a couple sitting next to us and for some reason I got into an argument with this woman. The situation ended with her leaving the house after making all these threats against me, and I knew she was serious. I ended up going down a few floors and monitoring the street from a window because I was convinced she was going to return with a gun and shoot me.

Moments later I saw her pull up in front of the house and what I had expected to be a gun in her hand turned out to be a Molotov cocktail, which she threw with perfect precision into the window of the second floor. Somehow this house had turned into a performance center and the next thing I recall is being naked in the hallway and I was scrambling to find some sorts of clothing in the coat closets.

Eventually I found myself in the foyer with Kasia and friends and as I went around hugging and kissing everyone, her friend Kesha cautiously hugged me and laughingly quipped "Don't even THINK of biting my nipples again!"

Ahhh...the confusing joys of unconsciousness!

I was cleaning my parents' garage and someone had a really nice car but it was taking up too much room so I folded it up until it was the size of a vacuum. Whomever I was cleaning with had mentioned that he was sorry that he would have to leave the keys in it, which were just dangling in the ignition.

Later I was at a concert and I sat in the orchestra section with my old neighbor Tim Brennan and one other friend (although I can't recall who). At some point I realized that my parents and sisters were up in the balcony so we all rushed up to be with them. On our way up you could hear a popular Ratt song starting to play so we scrambled even faster up the stairs.

When we reached the top my family was in the front row and once we sat down all of them started laughing and joking and it was disrupting everyone behind us who were trying to watch the concert.

At some point a woman came onstage and started throwing these snowball-sized balls of compacted powder into the crowd, and the trick was to catch it and throw it again without it breaking and then you'd win a prize. I must have caught about five of them but they broke upon catching them every time.

After the show my parents drove me home but it was all a blur and I woke up in the middle of the night only to find all the streets surrounding my house filled with cops. They had apparently just apprehended a guy and they were screaming at him and beating him as they forced him over to the police van. I scrambled to find my camcorder but gave up looking once I saw that he has been put in the van already.

I left my apartment and started wandering around the city but it was still dark and too early for anything to be open. Eventually I found this art exhibit where this man had designed hundreds of those old saloon doors and they had lined them up so you had to walk through all of them before you could exit.

As I pushed through them as fast as I could I could hear Ira Glass (the host of This American Life) interviewing this artist and talking about how he remembered speaking with him when he first started the project.

I pushed through the last of the doors and found myself in this small room. From the interview I knew that one of the walls was fake so I pushed on them until I found the one which opened and let me outside.

When I got outside I found myself in a junkyard filled with old motorcycles and a bitter old man was standing there as I exited, as if he was waiting for me the entire time.

"Get off my property, and then call this organization and tell them to lock that wall because you are all trespassing. This is private property."

I jumped onto the railroad tracks that ran through the backyard but there was a fence preventing me from leaving. Behind me the man continued his rant, and calmly, as if spoken by Clint Eastwood, I said "You just mind your own business and I'll mind mine."

There was a small sign that read "Caution: Electric Fence" and although I thought it was a bluff I still continued looking for a gap or a way to jump over it because I didn't want to discover that it wasn't.