The first dream started with my family and I heading up North to go camping. Along the way we stopped at a gas station and I was searching everywhere for a frozen bean burrito as if my life depended on it. (Whenever I visit my hometown there is always this strange transformation I go through on my first day back, and I remember being a bit excited to get back into this "redneck" way of living/thinking.) My mom asked if I could find a phone book for her and I glanced over to find an old, dirty section of a Yellow Pages laying on the floor beneath the payphone. I said "I found it, but it's only useful if you're calling someone between "S" and "Z"" which made everyone giggle.

The clerk showed me to the burritos and once I saw the brown wrapper I became elated at the idea of eating it. I was just about to heat it up when she mentioned that they also had a Taco Bell brand "spicy burrito" and my sister Erin chimed in with "Ummm...I think I'd go with the Taco Bell one because it has mint!" Kasia convinced me to get it (even though I hate mint!) so I heated it up and brought it to the counter as my dad played a few scratch-off cards.

Next I was in the restaurant section of a bar drinking coffee with my old friends Bob and Phish and we were discussing various novels. Phish was trying to describe a certain book and I mentioned how it sounded very Freudian and they both couldn't stop laughing about it. Then he said "Was the author Peepants Jackson?" and we all broke out laughing even harder as if it was the funniest thing we had ever heard. He mentioned how great it was to laugh like we did when we were younger and I was so happy to be around them again.

As we got up to leave we shouted goodbye to the woman who obviously knew who we were and I remember each of us flipping a quarter onto the table for a tip like we often used to do.

As they headed outside I decided I should use the bathroom first and walked into the back bar area. As I passed the woman at the register I felt really bad for giving such a bad tip so I kept my head down low.

The restrooms were two large blue doors next to the dart machine so I waited for a woman to throw her dart before slipping past. Once inside it was almost completely dark and I had no shoes on so I was trying to tiptoe over the wet spots of the cement to keep my socks from getting wet. I made my way to one of the stalls and realized there was no toilet so I walked out and stepped into the other one. There were a few men waiting to use it as well but I jumped in before they had a chance to react.

As my eyes finally adjusted to the darkness I could see a small little slitted opening in the floor of the stall and I assumed it was the hole left from when the toilet was removed. I started peeing into it but the amount that missed the hole had formed a small stream and began trickling out of the stall, but I didn't care. I decided I would just stumble out acting like I was drunk, but it never came to that as I woke up in mid-stream.

When I fell back asleep I was at a party with my friends Amanda, Cassaundra and a few others. At one point I came up behind Cassaundra and gave her a big hug which made this other guy jealous so he pulled her in the next room to mess around for a bit. When they had finished she came back out complaining about his jealousy, and as she talked she began undressing and slipping into this sexy little outfit (lace, feathers, the works!) which she then covered back up with her regular clothes. (It was obvious that she was preparing to do something nice for this guy although we didn't discuss it.)

Just before she took off her shirt I could see her huge, beautiful nipples poking out and I tried to kill the awkwardness (which thankfully wasn't really there) by saying "I see your raisins!" and she just laughed and repeated the joke in her best South Park voice: "Okay girls, show us your raisins!" I was laughing as well, while subtly taking in the curves of her thick, delicious body. She knew I had already seen her half naked so she was totally comfortable standing there with her amazingly shaped breasts exposed, but when she slipped into her sexy undies she sat down and kept her legs pressed together so I could tell she was still weird about me seeing her bottom half. However, when she stood to pull up her jeans I got a quick glimpse of her swollen lips bulging out of her crotchless panties and I commented on how huge they were. We giggled about it but my heart was racing with shocking delight. I could have died right there and I would have been perfectly happy.

Kasia and I left the party soon after, and we sat on the curb in front of the house while some popular rap artist was wandering through the street with a fake microphone being all arrogant and singing/shouting to anyone who would listen. As he walked by us you could see the excitement on every one's face and I hated every second of it. Kasia was wearing a pirate outfit for some reason, and we eventually made our way over to a fence about a block away from the house. The fence had a large hole in it and the other side was completely covered by shrubs and weeds which made it difficult to figure out how we would get through it as it was almost dark outside. I used the flashlight app on my iphone to see how thick the shrubs were and it looked manageable so we decided to crawl in.

At this point Helene G. (one of my job contacts) was there and she kept nudging her breast against my arm. I couldn't be certain if it was being done intentionally but I could tell she wasn't wearing a bra so I assumed she knew what she was doing.

In the last dream my old friend Floyd was staying at my apartment. I have a bunch of things that I planned to send out to him for xmas (which is true) and I was gathering all these things while he wandered around my room examining the various objects in my life. He pointed out the apartment across the street and I explained that I've always wanted to live there. As I peered into the windows it looked old and dirty, and I didn't think it was nice at all.

It's strange how in dreams I often find myself saying something that isn't true at all, even though at the time I can tell it's exactly what I'm supposed to say. Very odd.