The dream started with me being on the set at Conan O' Brien's last show (which we watched last night). I can't recall many details but at one point I was on a swing set trying to swing as high as I could. There were about ten other people swinging as well and it was obvious that we were unofficially competing with each other for a spot on the show when it returned in September.

Conan had noticed that I was swinging much higher than everyone else and he stood next to me encouraging me to get high enough to sit on the top bar for a moment before I did another rotation. This way if there were other people getting as high as me during the real competition the judges would be able to tell that I was as high as I could go and thus have a better chance at winning.

When the show was finished I helped take down the music equipment on the stage. I knew another band was playing after we left and they had asked me to unplug the guitar amp and plug it into the keyboard that was intended to be used later. I knew you couldn't just use the same cord for a guitar amp and keyboard without switching the line option on the console so I spent a while trying to find the sound guy to let him know of the change.

When I left the studio I went outside and walked around to the back of the building where I found Cassaundra hanging out with her friends. I was so excited to tell her all the things we did with Conan and she was so happy for me. She explained that they were there to get tickets for September's show and I was so disappointed to hear that I missed out on them.

She and I spent the rest of the dream visiting all of the different "W" hotels in the city (we were still in New York) eventually making our way down to Union Square where Cassaundra found out she had to go in to cover a shift. The lobby resembled a waiting room at a doctor's office, and it occurred to me that I had never been to that particular property before (which I have, of course). I was really surprised to see a "W" hotel look so sterile and conservative.

The dream ended with the two of us in the men's locker room of the W Times Square property and Cassaundra was sitting on the bench wearing a very short black skirt. I opened up my locker and put on a miniskirt of my own, explaining to her that I was going to work with her and help her out with her shift. I mockingly walked around the room sticking out my hips with each step and we both laughed at the absurdity of it.

I finished changing back into my normal clothes and as I walked past Cassaundra I flipped up the front of her skirt with my finger and said "C'mon, let's go." I instantly realized that she was wearing these sexy white see-through panties, and I could feel my heart rate speed up as I caught a glimpse of the dark pubic mound behind the material. She obviously caught on and laughed as she lifted up her skirt to give me another glimpse. Wasting no time I quickly knelt down and pushed my nose into the folds of her lips, inhaling deeply to enjoy that erotic mixture of woman and cotton. I made sure to stand up just as quickly and laugh about it in order to prevent the situation from getting awkward, and it never did. We just laughed and laughed until I woke up, satisfied with what the night had brought me.

The dream started with me watching a scary movie in a cafeteria in the wee hours of the morning. I was alone and had the lights off, and I can recall wondering why no one else wanted to join me.

I had somehow acquired a book with a black cover and it was in my possession when Raina (my boss at work) came in to tell me that Kasia's grandma was on the phone. She handed the phone over to me and the next few minutes were spent arguing with her about the book that I had (which is even stranger when you consider that in real life her grandma speaks no English).

Apparently someone she knew wanted this book and she felt that I should give it to them because it was something they really wanted. When I refused to hand it over she became furious with me, and I remember saying "Think of it this way- what if someone came into your house and said 'Oooohhhh! I want your vase!' but it was your favorite vase? You wouldn't GIVE it to them just because they wanted it!"

She responded with "That's different! A vase is just an object!"and I said "SO IS A BOOK!" "NO IT ISN'T!" she screamed, and we just went around in circles unwilling to reason with each other. I was SO furious with her but at the same time it was embarrassing to be sitting next to Raina because I didn't want her to think we fought like this all the time.

The first dream started in my parents' backyard, although the setup was different in that all of the houses in the neighborhood were separated by large fields about 1/2 acre in size.

We were all laughing and having a good time when suddenly we see the neighbors come out of their house harboring this immense amount of anger. There were about five of them and they ran through our yard making a bee-line towards the neighbors on the other side of us who had just come out of their house to do some yard work. They were a gay couple and I could tell immediately that this was not going to be a social visit.

By the time the five idiots had make their way over to them, my family (who were all oblivious to the situation) had all gone inside, leaving me alone to witness the horrid beatings that eventually occurred. I don't recall the actual altercation, but when they were done the five of them came over to my parents' house to sit on the porch and have some drinks, laughing as if nothing had happened. I was so furious that this had occurred, and before I knew it I had two large glass jars in my hands and I ran up to the porch and threw them as hard as I could, watching them shatter as they reached their faces.

Somehow they all went back home without any further incident, but I knew they would be back for revenge.

At first I didn't want my entire family involved, so I recruited my sister Shannon to be my sidekick. I snuck her into the garage and spent the morning teaching her how to fight (which I am clueless about in real life) and also taught her how to break out the bottoms of these huge jars so that they would shatter easier once (if) they hit the enemy's face.

Eventually I knew we were still outnumbered, so I had to get the rest of the family involved as well. I gathered them all together in the living room and recanted the situation, hoping to make warriors out of them by day's end.

The next dream I had was about being back at Marquee nightclub (where we had our Mad Hatter party last night), and as we all danced our friend Cassaundra kept dancing really close to me. I kept glancing over at everyone else and when no one was looking I reached my hand under her dress and playfully pinched one of her pussy lips. This was such a turn-on not only because she wasn't wearing any underwear but also because she was letting me do it. It happened about two more times during that song and I kept hoping that she would turn around so I could feel her asshole as well.

The next thing I know, it's daylight and she and I are walking down these long sets of stairs trying to get down to street level. I ran down an extra flight just so I could stop and watch her lips as she descended. When we got to the street you could tell that everyone around us knew she wasn't wearing underwear and it didn't bother her at all. In fact, it was apparent that she actually enjoyed it, and that turned me on even more.

In the last dream I was at a Concierge event at a toy store and the man behind the counter was throwing toys made of LEGOs at me. As they shattered on the ground I had to quickly pick them up before the next toy was thrown and I couldn't keep up. I realized that these were all supposed to be given to us in a gift bag but instead the store owner thought it would be more amusing to watch us gather them up.

The last gift was a white plastic Barbie pony with mechanical legs that was sitting beneath a glass dome. As he handed it to me I thought "what am I supposed to do with this?" and then I remembered I could send it to Hilary so the girls could play with it.

And that's all.

I was hanging out with my friend Maureen’s dad for the day. He lived in a farmhouse with many acres of land and we spent the day in his backyard looking at all of his apple trees. Most of them were dying but for some reason he didn't seem to mind. There were bees everywhere and I kept swatting them away but I didn't want to leave because I knew he was lonely and needed the company.

At one point his neighbors came out of their house and got in the car to take their kids to school. The kids were messing around and wouldn't get in the car and the mom yelled "If you don't get in this car right now I'm going to come out there and beat the living snot out of you!" She was so embarrassed when she realized we were outside listening to the whole thing, and Maureen’s dad just smirked as if it happened all the time.

Next I was in my old friend Craig U.’s house watching TV and Sesame Street was on. As I left the house I tried to log onto eBay on my iphone because I thought it would be the coolest thing in the world to own the original Ernie puppet no matter what the cost.

In the last dream I was in Milwaukee with my friend Jeremiah and we were getting a piggyback ride by a giant. I had to work at 9:00am but "home" was two hours away (by car) so this giant was doing his best to get me there on time. At one point I called work to explain that I was going to be late and my old boss Nathalie assured me it would be fine, but as we walked down the road I knew it would actually take days to get home so I had to think of an alternative.

I happened to see Jeremiah's friend (who I now realize was Robert Downey Jr.) coming out of his house with his son and, knowing he had a car, I leaped off the giant and ran over to him hoping he could help me out. When I approached him he was really arrogant and just shrugged his shoulders when he heard my request.

"Take the bus."

I was so upset at this point that I started yelling at him, exclaiming "You are SUCH an asshole! I can't believe Jeremiah hangs out with you!"

Resigned, I ran back over to the giant, climbed back up on his shoulders and prepared for a long ride home.

It was such a crazy dream and so much had happened my mind was spinning when I woke up. I first remember walking down an old dark street with my friend Dave and someone else. The street was lined with old cement walls which were illuminated in spots by old-fashioned street lights. We spent a while writing poems on the walls with our blood and we were laughing about how the poems were too long to fit on the wall.

Next I was in a house with my family and there were dirty dishes and clothes and garbage strewn throughout every room. At one point I couldn't stand the filth so I started cleaning it all up. I eventually ended up outside where it was snowing quite heavily. There was a large ditch at the end of the driveway that had to be cleaned out but it was covered in fog so I couldn't see how much snow had accumulated inside of it. Erin's ex-boyfriend Dan K. came by and asked if I needed any help so I asked him to clean out the ditch for me and he happily obliged. I was so happy to get out of doing it.

The last thing I recall is being in an upstairs bathroom and peeing as I gazed out of the window to my right. I was SO excited to tell Hilary about this new TV series I was watching (which I think was the actual dream I was having).

And that's all.

I had just moved to a new city where everyone jogged every day and a parade went down the main street every afternoon. My cousin Christian and his wife were there and most of the dream was us jogging through the city (which was due to the conversation she and I had about jogging around Central Park when they come to visit NYC next summer).

When we got home Hilary and Jason were there taking a nap in the spare bedroom, and somehow we all ended up on our backs stacked on top of one another. I was on the bottom, Jason was on top of me, and Hilary was on top of both of us. Both of them were sleeping, and I was slowly rubbing my hands along her sides, my fingers becoming numb from the fabric of her sweater, and each time I passed over the lumps of the sides of her breasts I could feel my heartbeat rise and I just hoped Jason didn't wake up and notice it.

I must have fallen asleep (in my dream!) and when I woke up Hilary and Jason were no longer in the room. I went into the kitchen and Hilary was on a bar stool talking to my mom. She was wearing a short skirt with her legs open just wide enough for me to see her panties, and when I looked up at her face she was smirking, giving me the look that said "are you enjoying the show?" She asked if I wanted to go for a run and I of course agreed, as that's what everyone did in this new town and who was I to reject tradition? As I walked back to the bedroom to change she said "and you don't need to wear a suit coat when you jog" and I thought "damn, I think that's her way of telling me I look pretentious wearing my suit jacket around the house.

The dream started in my hotel and Kasia's friend Kesha came up to me to give me two boxes of condoms that I was supposed to hold for a guest. Just at that time, Ellen Degenerous came into the room (which was now full of people) and we slapped hands and said "hello" to each other as she walked by. She eventually made her way over to Kesha and I could see them talking for a while but I had no interest in going over by them as I had already met Ellen (in dreams) twice before that.

Next I was walking in the hallway at my parents’ house and Ellen was there too. I realized I still had 2 boxes of condoms in my hand so I quickly ducked into the bathroom and set them down so that she wouldn't make fun of me. But as soon as she saw what I was doing she went into the bathroom to see what I had put there. I tried to explain myself but she wasn't even listening, instead focusing her attention on what were in the boxes. "Look at this- it's a strange kind of cream contraception. Let's call these people to find out what the heck this means."

The next thing I know, Ellen is gone and it is now Kasia in the bathroom. My parents and sisters were all walking through the hallway and into the garage to pile into the van. I walked into the bathroom to see what Kasia was doing, and as I opened the door I found her propped up next to the sink butt naked and spread eagle. The wall facing our driveway was one large window so anyone could see inside, and I impatiently told her to get down, fearing that the van would come pulling out of the garage and there would be my family in full view of her freshly shaved crotch.

Next, she and I were walking down a gravel road in some small farm town, and I was telling Kasia that now that we were alone I was going to find a spot where we could finally fuck. Suddenly a dog comes running by with something in his mouth, and when he got a few houses down from us he dropped it at the feet of his owner. I walked over just in time to discover that it was a tiny little reindeer he was carrying, and it was now wobbling around dizzily trying to regain composure. I tried my best to take a pic of him but I'm not sure if I got it.

In the last dream I was standing on a water tower watching kids jump into the water from a nearby bridge and picturing what it must feel like to jump off the tower.

I was in a moderately nice neighborhood and another guy and I had just left a friend’s house and we were now heading to his house down the street. We must have won a flimsy two-piece outfit (similar to a skimpy bathing suit) and we were laughing about how the manufacturer's tag offered a complimentary phone call.

As we approached the driveway of his house I glanced into his car window and noticed a woman curled up on the floor in his backseat. She appeared to be our age, rail thin and naked as a jaybird, and when she sensed me standing there she looked up at me with eyes that begged me not to tell anyone.

I went around to the other side of the car and opened the door, making it obvious that my eyes were averted. "Don't worry; I'm not going to look. I just want to help."

I didn't ask her how she got there or why she had no clothes on, but I tried my best to explain why the area she was in would call the police if they knew she was there.

"You have to understand that this is not a rich neighborhood, it's a middle-class neighborhood, which means that these people have nice things because they work hard. They actually EARNED it. And when they see a stranger in their neighborhood they see it as a potential threat to everything they worked for."

The woman just rolled her eyes as if to say "Bullshit. These are just spoiled rich people."

All this time my friend is standing in front of the car, impatient with me for giving her the time instead of just calling the police. But he eventually came around, and the next thing I know, the woman is now seated in the back seat wearing the outfit that my friend had won just a few minutes earlier. She beamed with happiness as I complimented her on how nice she looked. I was now in the front passenger seat and she was sitting cross-legged on the backseat, and as she wriggled around trying to get comfortable you could see her various body parts being exposed. When she leaned forward a bit it made the material in the crotch loose, giving me a peek at her pretty pussy lips, freshly shaved and shiny like silk. Her breasts were extremely tiny and curved upward, and when the fabric loosened it exposed her pointy little nipples that aimed to take out the eyes of the sun. (Hey, this is MY dream!)

Somehow she now had a small child with her which I took to be her daughter, and it made me feel a bit guilty for ogling her mother, but still I did, and I loved every second of it.

As the woman thanked us, she told us what made it even better is that the tag had a free phone call on it, so she could finally call home.

She now had a new lease on life, and it seemed things were going to turn out just fine for her. It's not my ideal example of a "happy ending" but it was happy nonetheless.

The dream started with me on vacation with my co-worker Francesca. We were out with a bunch of friends and she was yelling at me about something, but there was such a sexual undertone between us that it didn't bother me at all. We went back to the house where we were staying and it turned out all of our friends were staying there as well. Therefore, the two of us spent the evening telling each other what we wanted to do with each other but we didn't have a chance to actually DO any of it.

The next day I was in my room packing my things to go "home" and as Fran came in to say "hello" we found ourselves alone for a few minutes while everyone else was in the other areas of the house packing as well. She and I knew that this was our only chance to intimately explore each other, and without hesitation she quickly pulled her pants down and bent over as I crouched down and pushed my face deep into the folds of her womanhood, giving it a long, deep lick all the way to her asshole before pulling back.

When she had herself recomposed she knelt down and unzipped my zipper with such speed it was as if we were underwater and I was her only source of oxygen. She dug in and pulled out my cock, taking the entire length into her mouth before it even had a chance to be fully erect. We knew someone could walk in at any moment so after a few glorious seconds she stood up and let me take over. I stood there masturbating for her as she showed me various body parts, trying to cum before anyone found us, but I woke up before I had a chance to find out how it all ended.

The next dream was Kasia and I in a basement of someones house, and the only way we could exit was through the chimney. When we finally made it up to the roof we climbed down to the street, only to find that someone was still up on the roof shooting down at us. We started running down the block until we were far enough away, and as we continued to walk Kasia ran into an old friend. He wanted us to go somewhere with him but Kasia explained that we couldn't because we were on our way to Prague. "We're going to Prague?" I asked, and she replied with "Well it was supposed to be a surprise!" Her smile was the last thing I recall before waking up.

This dream involved me staying with some guy and two women who obviously wanted me to engage in a threesome with them. I recall lying on their bed as they coiled themselves around me, and although nothing happened I could tell that it easily could if I decided to make the first move.

The crazy part is that in this dream I knew I had known these two women as elderly women, and here I was mingling with them while they appeared to be in their mid-thirties. Then it occurred to me that I was back in time, and for the rest of the dream it was apparent that everyone else knew about this and they all knew that I was about to sleep with these two women. It felt very taboo.

(As a disclaimer, we’ve been watching season 5 of “Lost” and the entire season deals with time travel. It is by far the best TV show I have ever seen!)